#multiversalasskicker

[glxrious-purpose]

❛ a pole? is someone stripping? ❜ -- @multiversalasskicker​

At first, Loki was not sure what stripping anything had to do with a pole. Then he recalled how mortals tended to enjoy establishments where ladies or gentlemen performed a dance--if it even could be called that--while removing their garments. Really, there was such high-class entertainment to be found on Midgard. Glancing between her and the pole, Loki raised an eyebrow, hoping she was not implying that he was meant to do such a thing. "I beg your pardon, my dear, but just because I am wearing a suit in the vicinity of a pole does not mean I am suddenly obligated to now remove said suit. I do wish to gain the attention of mortals, but certainly not in such a crass way!"

[futzthis]

❛ this is an attack on me as a lesbian ❜

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There were few scenarios that Kate wasn’t equipped to deal with on her own. (If she said so, at least.) And monsters from — outer space? Twilight zone? Whatever area of the universe they were from, America’s skill set was far more applicable. But when one creature became four, Kate shot America a half worried look… only to hear that in response. Groaning, Kate’s head bowed and she shook her head. “You can’t – you can’t just say that every time something inconveniences you!  You said that this morning when your Starbucks order was wrong. I’m starting to think you might just be a Karen, America.” Kate turned on her heel and loosed an arrow, it hit the mark with precision close to what Clint could do... but she knew it was just that. Only close... but not there. Not yet. 

[futzthis]

“ how did we end up here? ”

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Kate rolled her eyes. “Why are you saying it like that? Like this some terrible burden that you, America Chavez, must jump between universes to avoid. While you were out there exploring your different versions of pizza, we were making dank memes here, Chavez.” She flipped through a few more videos and then quickly scooted closer to America. “Look —” she glanced at America and then elbowed her friend hard in the ribs. “I said look!” On her phone was one of many videos she had saved — this one featuring her personal favorite, it or miss. 

[futzthis]

( 🤗 ) a supportive text

@multiversalasskicker 

(✉️ ➡️ THIS IS AMERICA! ): i know you’re probably about to jump dimensions because! let’s face it, this one kind of sucks (✉️ ➡️ THIS IS AMERICA! ): except that i am here and i am awesome (✉️ ➡️ THIS IS AMERICA! ): but before you are off on your next adventure i just wanted to say something (✉️ ➡️ THIS IS AMERICA! ): i’m not really good at this part but it needs saying (✉️ ➡️ THIS IS AMERICA! ): thank you (✉️ ➡️ THIS IS AMERICA! ): i know i took off an i know everyone’s first instinct was to try and corner me and drag me back to new york by my hair (✉️ ➡️ THIS IS AMERICA! ): but i really needed that time away (✉️ ➡️ THIS IS AMERICA! ): and you understood that (✉️ ➡️ THIS IS AMERICA! ): so, thanks

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( 🙋 ) a text confessing to something

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(✉️ ➡️ sister, sister! ): so remember how we used to have smores at night and tell the truth and no one would get mad and we’d all talk (✉️ ➡️ sister, sister! ): i’m only saying this so you’ll stuff your face with a smore now (✉️ ➡️ sister, sister! ): you didn’t lose your spanks i borrowed them (✉️ ➡️ sister, sister! ): and i’m wearing them right now (✉️ ➡️ sister, sister! ): you said they were lucky and i could use the luck! (✉️ ➡️ sister, sister! ): not to GET lucky i don’t need help with that but whatever! (✉️ ➡️ sister, sister! ): anyway thanks :)