#mumbling continues

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honest to god the one thing from this campaign that i will never forget is urg accidentally stealing a legendary magic saltshaker, spending 5 hours pouring out salt into bags before selling it, and walking around through forests, swamps, and dungeons with 28 pounds of salt pouches strapped to his body just in case they come in handy

and then, while bartering with the leader of a staving village, claiming to this poor man’s face while absolutely covered in salt that he has one single pouch of it

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why are some bloggers... Like That

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if ur at all curious what ive been doing this summer ive been obsessing over lifting and nutrition and nothing else. also i read mtmte and i love rewind i tried to look up fandom stuff and got a faec full of discourse the only transformers discourse i care about is how cool rewind is. bye

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jdjdhsjsdjf this is kind of #tmi i guess but i got thrown today (not a big deal, has happened to me many times. hurts less than you’d think. one time i got thrown straight into a wall and slid down and was just like “haha shit”) and also have bad gas so i’m like trying to tell if my back is hurt or just bc i have to fart real bad.......

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i am like 100% serious when i say that half of my life goals r to bag a farmer, like i want to live on a farm but dont want to be a full-time farmer bc i want to be a full time vet. gotta marry into that shit

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im not going to fucking share something with a picture of a dead baby what the fuck

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choking down sweetened-only-by-stevia-and-cocoa whey powder is such an Experience like you’re just drinking Death to become . . . Strong

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i can’t remember the last time i was this mad at myself. i forgot to put in the discount code. why am i so weird about wasting money