#mumjokes

[illusionowl]

my mum hears me going down the stairs:

“Are you going downstairs?”

“Well NO. I was about to fucking spin around and stand here until Michael Jackson himself picks me up.”

[dhru7en]

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[adro49]

When mum says she is on diet, “kurang syrap, more gula Melaka”. 🤯 #mumjokes (at Onde Onde)

[adecenthat]

after months, years, centuries of culling and putting similar things in the same spot - yarn in one room, drawing stuff in another, painting gear in one more - i realise i live in a studio. That’s all there is to it. I cannot do styled rooms bc i can’t keep anything nice and it feels weird to sit and stare at some walls. Honestly, i am totally shit at the housekeeping. I thought houses were to keep us in, but no! we doing the keeping! cept it’s impossible, it really is. i just cant. ask anyone, they’ll say “yeah, complete cant”.

i actually waited to tell that joke.

[justynemysterio-blog]

This is how my mum sends me memes. Step 1: print out desired meme Step 2: attach meme to fridge Step 3: take photo of meme on fridge Step 4: send meme

Bless her little cotton socks

[kimbalikes]

How to troll your kid IRL. Actual conversation that happened this weekend 😂😂😂 #mumlife #lovethiskid #mumjokes #worsethandadjokes #youshouldgoandloveyourself X