MEENOH: If hes making trobubble
Cancer Moon: SOLLUX SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU'RE NOT HELPING.
Gamzee: .....maby not...sorry...
TA: ii'm biipolor, therefor ii'm allowed two proviide commentary on other people'2 iirratiional mood2wiing2.
TA: 2o fuck off.
TA: ((**2O MANY TYPO2 IIN THAT 2ENTENCE
Gamzee: ..........*gLaReS At sOlLuX*
TA: ((**BIIPOLAR WOW
TA: *arche2 hii2 eyebrow2, glanciing over at GZ* what? iit'2 true.
Cancer Moon: I DON'T GIVE A SQUEAKBEASTS ASS, SOLLUX. YOU'RE NOT HELPING AND YOU WILL SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL MAKE YOU.
Gamzee: *sIgH*
TA: 'make me' *aiir quotatiion mark2 iincluded* wow dude ii'm 2o 2cared.
Cancer Moon: I AM CANCER MOON AND BY THE NAME OF ALTERNIA'S MOONS I HAVE THE POWER TO SHUT YOU UP -GETS REALLY CLOSE TO HIS FACE-
Gamzee: i didnt mern to scare you nep :< ))
TA: for one thiing, that wa2 the mo2t fuckiing hiilariiou2 thiing ii've ever heard come out of your mouth and wow ii've heard 2ome ziinger2. 2econdly-- per2onal 2pace ii22ue2 much?
Cancer Moon: -GLARES AND GROWLS-
Cancer Moon: -NOT MOVING-
TA: *hiint of a 2miirk*
Nep: :33 < *she wonders briefly is she should sepurrate teh two*
Nep: :33 < *if
Gamzee: *lOoKs uP At kArKaT*
Cancer Moon: SOLLUX I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD...
Cancer Moon: ((all the sexual tensions))
TA: *ca2ually put2 hii2 hand2 iin hii2 pocket2 liike the ca2ually 2mug ba2tard he ii2*
TA: ((iikr
Cancer Moon: -CONTINUES GROWLING AND GLARING-
Nep: :33 < errm... purrhaps we should all just... calm down?
Cancer Moon: (("iim waiitiing for you two make me, kk"))
TA: ii2 thii2 your tactiic two get me two 2hut up, KK?
Cancer Moon: SEEMS TO BE WORKING, YOU'RE NOT RUNNING YOUR MOUTH, ARE YOU?
TA: becau2e wow, ii thiink ii'm 2tiill talkiing.
TA: ii wa2 ju2t waiitiing for you two 2tep up whatever game you're playiing a liittle.
Gamzee: *cArFuLlY GeTtInG Up, HoPiNg kArKaT WoNt nOtIc*
Cancer Moon: -SLIPS OUT A SICKLE AND HOLDS IT UP BETWEEN THEM, CLOSER TO SOLLUX'S THROAT, GLANCES AWAY A MOMENT- GAMZEE, DOWN.
Gamzee: BuT...
Cancer Moon: DOWN.
TA: *glance2 down and eye2 the 2iickle*
Nep: :33 < *she tugs on karkats arm* karkat, purrease calm down
Gamzee: BuT KaRkAt....
Cancer Moon: I'M PERFECTLY CALM, NEPETA.
Cancer Moon: GAMZEE, DOWN.
Cancer Moon: OR SHOULD I SAY PURRFECTLY?
TA: KK and ii are ju2t haviing a ciiviil dii2cu22iion.
Gamzee: YoU DoNt hAvE To yElL At mE....
Nep: :33 < with a sickle??
Cancer Moon: PROTECTIVE MEASURES.
TA: our friiend2hiip ii2 very complex.
Nep: :33 < DD:
Cancer Moon: GAMZEE, THIS IS MY NATURAL VOLUME.
TA: *chuckle2 quiietly*
Cancer Moon: -BLUSHES JUST A TINY BIT AS SOLLUX SAYS 'COMPLEX'
Cancer Moon: *-
Gamzee: *tAkEs oNe sTeP, lOoKiNg oVeR At kArKaT... hE SeEmS BiZzY*
Cancer Moon: GAMZEE. DOWN.
Nep: :33 < *she notices the blush and tries to figure out what that means* ...kismesitude?
Gamzee: *nOt sItTiNg dOwN, jUsT TaKeS AnOtHeR StEp*
Cancer Moon: GAMZEE.... -WARNING TONE-
Cancer Moon: SIT. YOUR JUGGALO ASS. DOWN.
Gamzee: *fRoWsEs* Y-YeS? *FaKe sMiLe*
TA: *ca2t2 a 2iideway2 glance iin nepeta'2 diirectiion and 2hrug2 ju2t 2liightly*
Gamzee: I DoNt wAnNa sIt tHeRe...
Cancer Moon: THEN SIT WHERE YOU ARE.
Nep: :33 < *her eyes widen* oh my god do i n33d to update my shipping wall?
Gamzee: ..............
TA: *mutter2 2omethiing about gamzee 2TIILL actiing liike a 2iix 2weep year old haviing a tantrum*
Cancer Moon: -GROWLS A BIT, HEARING THE COMMENT-
Gamzee: *gLaReS At sOlLuX LiKe hE CoLd hEaR HiM*
Nep: :33 < *worries that this is all getting a bit out of hand*
Cancer Moon: -GIVES GAMZEE A HARD STARE OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS EYE-
Cancer Moon: -GIVES A SMALL NOD AND TURNS FULLY BACK TO SOLLUX-
Cancer Moon: -STILL KEEPING A LISTEN OUT FOR ANY MOVEMENT FROM GAMZEE-
TA: *iin a tone that 2ugge2t2 he'2 makiing fun of the way karkat wa2 talkiing to gamzee earliier, but now 2peakiing diirectly to the way karkat ii2 growliing* down, boy.
Cancer Moon: -RAISES THE SICKLE A BIT-
Cancer Moon: BITE. ME.
Cancer Moon: (("wa2 that a reque2t, kk?"))
TA: *jaw ten2e2 a2 he look2 down at the 2iickle agaiin, eye2 crackliing 2liightly wiith p2iioniic energy*
Cancer Moon: -RAISES AN EYEBROW AT THE CRACKLING PSIIONIIC ENERGY-
Nep: :33 < *she slowly steps back furom the two, half wanting to tug karkat back with her but realizing that thats pawbably not a good idea*
Gamzee: *wOnDeRiNg wHaTs gOiNg oN*
TA: wa2 that a reque2t or what, KK?
TA: *bare2 hii2 fang2 2liightly*
Cancer Moon: -BLUSH INCREASES MARGINALLY- MAYBE IT WATH MAYBE IT WATHN'T
Nep: :33 < ah...
Nep: :33 < *backs away furom the fire*
TA: hmm, a lii2p joke, how oriigiinal. *tiip2 hii2 face iin 2liightly clo2er to karkat'2* now'2 your la2t chance two make up your miind. wa2 iit or not?
Gamzee: *gLaReS At sOlLuX, nOt lOkInG WhErE ThIs iS GoInG*
Cancer Moon: -FINGERS TWITCH SLIGHTLY BUT GIVES NO OTHER INDICATION OF BACKING DOWN, GIVING SOLLUX A HARD GLARE-
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Cancer Moon: WHO THE FUCK WOULD SPRITE THE TWO BIGGEST DOUCHEBAGS ON OUR TEAM?
CA: or a really bad joke
TA: hey fuck you.
Cancer Moon: THE WORST KIND OF FUCKING JOKE.
Nep: :33 < pawbably someone who wanted someone to suffur
Cancer Moon: DUDE, YOU KNOW YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG.
CA: its true
TA: iit look2 liike iit2 entiire exii2tance ii2 a terriible, terriible joke.
TA: and ye2 but ii wear iit well.
Cancer Moon: -SHRUGS-
TA: KK you were practiically blackfliirtiing wiith me earliier don't even.
Cancer Moon: FUCK OFF.
TA: ehehehe.
Nep: :33 < *ac is too tired to give a fuck at this point, so she flops down onto karkats lap and falls purromptly asl33p*
Cancer Moon: -GLARES AT SOLLUX, UNINJURED HAND RETURNING TO PET NEAR HER HORNS-
CC: I )(ate you soo muc)(, -Eridan,
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EL: you know....
TA: *2miirk2 at karkat*
Cancer Moon: -GROWLS QUIETLY-
TA: *2niicker2*
IVAN: * Throws gematogen at EL. *
Cancer Moon: COME HERE SO I CAN PUNCH YOU.
ERISOLSPRITE: *2tiickiing fiinger out*
CC: I )(ate you , -EriSolSprite.
TA: you've already fallen 2hort on one promii2e twoniight KK, ii'm not goiing two hold my breath for another.
IVAN: * That is a sweet. *
ERISOLSPRITE: wwhy »
EL: ...
ERISOLSPRITE: ?
ERISOLSPRITE: double wweh
EL: why did you do that?
IVAN: Because sweets help.
CC: because you're )(alf douc)(efis)(.
Cancer Moon: WHAT, YOU MEAN TO MAKE YOU SHUT UP? BUT THAT DID HAPPEN. -RAISES AN EYEBROW-
ERISOLSPRITE: and half douchehacker
TA: there wa2n't a 2iingle poiint iin whiich you actually got me two 2hut up, iit wa2 kiind of dii2appoiintiing.
CC: I don't mind t)(e douc)(e)(acker part.
Cancer Moon: I CAN STILL MAKE YOU.
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TA: doubt iit.
ERISOLSPRITE: fiine
Cancer Moon: IF YOU GET YOUR DOUCHE ASS OVER HERE I CAN FUCKING PROVE IT.
TA: *pau2e2 and then 2huffle2 over there, hand2 iin hii2 pocket2*
Cancer Moon: -GRABS HIS SHIRT, SCRATCHING HIS SKIN A BIT, AND YANKS HIM DOWN INTO A ROUGH KISS BEFORE PUSHING HIM AWAY-
TA: *!!*
Cat-ula: MEOW
Cancer Moon: -SMIRKS UP AT HIM-
Nep: :33 < *twitches at the sound of the meow*
Cancer Moon: -RESUMES PETTING NEPETA-
TA: *now HE'2 the one taken a liittle off guard becau2e okay wow he diidnt expect KK to go through wiith iit, not here and now*
Nep: :33 < *stops twitching and resumes purring*
Cat-ula: *KOALAS CANCER MOON*
TA: *kiind of ha2 thii2 look of dumb 2urprii2e on hii2 face for half a moment before 2ettliing downiinto a neutral expre22iion*
Cancer Moon: ((whut?))
Cat-ula: ((ITS A FORM OF CLINGING))
Cancer Moon: -SMIRKS PROUDLY, EYEBROW COCKED-
Cancer Moon: ((eh))
Nep: :33 < *shes startled awake* kill wha?
Cat-ula: HELLO SAILER MOON
Nep: :33 < huh?
Cancer Moon: -TO THE CAT THING THAT IS NOT NEPETA- THAT'S NOT WHO I AM, GET THE FUCK OFF ME
TA: *ii2 about to do 2omethiingiin return but now nepeta ii2 awake and iit'd be awk*
Nep: :33 < *she blinks down at the cat and picks it up by the scruff of the neck* ...:??
Nep: :33 < the fuck is you?
TA: *2o ju2t kiindof 2tand2 there* *maybe wiith a liight yellow on hii2 face but iignore that that'2 totally not there 2ollux captor doe2nt blu2h*
Nep: :33 < *she frowns a bit* you woke me up *tosses into the air*
Cat-ula: DONT YOU SHOOT THE LITTLE KITTY
Nep: :33 < *grumbles befur curling back up in karkats lap*
TA: *but yea wa2nt really 2urprii2ed that kk kii22ed hiim iin general he ju2t wa2nt expectiing iit NOW*
Nep: :33 < *she falls back asl33p so you two can go on smooching now*
Cancer Moon: -RETURNS TO PETTING NEPETA, NEARLY GRINNING IN TRIUMPH AT SOLLUX-
Cat-ula: *STARTS CLAWING THROUGH CANCER MOONS HAIR* ((ITS FC BTW))
Cancer Moon: HEY OW, FUCK!
Cancer Moon: GET THIS THING OFF ME!
Nep: :33 < *wakes up*
TA: *priie2 cat-ula off wiith p2iioniic2*
TA: *byebye*
Nep: :33 < kitty
Cat-ula: *HISSES*
Nep: :33 < does ac have to hunt a bitch
Cancer Moon: -FEELS LIKE THE PSIIONIICS TAKE A BIT OF SKIN WHILE PULLING THE CAT AND GROWLS-
TA: *2niicker2*
Cancer Moon: -RESUMES PETTING NEPETA YET AGAIN-
TA: *yea that2 true*
TA: *glare2 down at karkat*
Cancer Moon: -RAISES AN EYEBROW AT SOLLUX- ANYTHING TO SAY?
CC: *kicks t)(e cat*
TA: ...*well, youve effectiively 2hut hiim up*
Cancer Moon: DIDN'T THINK SO.
Nep: :33 < *she snuggles closer to karkat*
TA: *tangle2 a hand iin hii2 haiir, jerkiing hii2 head back and kii22iing hiim deeply*
Cancer Moon: -KISSES BACK, BITING AT HIS LIP, HIS INJURED BUT FREE HAND REACHING UP TO HIS NECK AND DIGGING HIS CLAWS IN A BIT-
TA: *put2 hii2 hand2 on eiither 2iide of karkat agaiin2t the back of the couch to 2teady hiim2elf*
Cancer Moon: -PULLS HIM JUST A BIT FURTHER IN, BITING AT HIS LIP AGAIN, NOT RISKING PUSHING HIS TONGUE INTO THE OTHER'S MOUTH-
TA: *2crape2 hii2 double fang2 agaiin2t the kii22*
Cancer Moon: -FIGHTS BACK A SLIGHT MOAN, NOT WANTING TO WAKE NEPETA-
TA: *move2 one hand up from the couch to 2nake back iinto karkat'2 haiir, griippiing two fiinger2 roughly around the ba2e of a horn*
Cancer Moon: -SHUDDERS A BIT, A GROWL STARTING IN HIS THROAT AS HIS CLAWS DIG IN A LITTLE MORE TO SOLLUX'S NECK-
TA: *hisses again*
ERISOLSPRITE: *poke2 2ollux*
TA: *catche2 karkat'2 bottom liip between hii2 teeth and biite2 down on iit 2liight- hOLY FUCK THAT WA2 2TARTLIING*
TA: *PULL2 BACK AND JU2T KIIND OF LOOK2 AT ERII2OL*
TA: ...
TA: what?
Cancer Moon: -GROANS AS HIS LIP IS BITTEN AND IS BLEEDING A LITTLE AT THE SUDDEN PULLING AWAY, DROPPING HIS HAND WITH A LITTLE BIT OF GOLDEN BLOOD BENEATH HIS NAILS, GLARING AT THE SPRITE-
