1. hermione, oscaar, li, time, eros, henry, and i know how to play the piano
2. deacon, peaches, and i are great at lying but they’re a, uh, lil bit better
3. charlie, hopper, martha, and i have massive sweet tooth’s
4. hopper, henry, martha, deacon, hancock, peaches, oscaar, and i have all fired guns.
5. oscaar and i have the sometimes unfortunate tendency to use pet names on everyone
1. unlike the rest, charlie, li, dion, and i have never killed anyone kjdfsjh
2. ummm unlike bill i am not a triangular harbinger of chaos
3. unlike charlie, i am not a 12 yr old heir to a multi-billion dollar chocolate factory
4. unlike hopper i am neither 6′3″ or a perpetually grumpy chief of police
5. i actually exist
TAGGED BY: @scriose!
TAGGING: @luciouschest, @whinedarksea, @bunnyboil, @futurehalted, and whoever else hasn’t done this xo