A10: Interstellar Mirage
Characters: Muneuji, Ushio, Nagi, Netaro, Akuta, Yukikaze, Kafka, Tao, Chihiro, Ten, Kuguri, Kiroku & Nanaki Location: Hama Summary: Some time passes since the toast and excitement spreads through the room. Netaro arrives late and begins passing out colourful steamed buns… Proofreader: Shay
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Translator’s Notes ☽.˖
Gyaru: Derived from the English word “gal”. It’s a Japanese fashion subculture which consists of showy clothing, heavy tanning, bleached or dyed hair, and lots of makeup. Associated items can be brightly coloured.
Cica: This is the Hungarian term for “cat/kitten”.
Momiji / Kaede: (Kafka went around giving a toast to all the ward mayors, but I wonder if he’s doing okay. He looked like he couldn’t handle his alcohol very well during his coming-of-age party…)
Kafka: Heey~ Manager, so this is where you were~ Huug~
Momiji / Kaede: Wha!? I took my eyes off you for a second and you’ve gotten this drunk?
Yukikaze: He must have gotten into a good mood seeing things finally take shape. Should I carry him?
Momiji / Kaede: Oh, thanks. But maybe it’ll be better to ask Sakujiro-san to take care of him instead.
(It was inevitable during Kobe, but I bet he’ll sulk again if he finds out Yuki-nii carried him.)
Yukikaze: But Sakujiro-san went out to get a set of mahjong tiles to play with Liguang, Kinari and Yodaka-san.
Momiji / Kaede: Huh? Why mahjong tiles?
Kafka: Noo~ I’m not sleeping until Netaro gets here! We’re gonna conquer the world together~
Momiji / Kaede: (After having an interview with Netaro-kun through Daniel-san’s recommendation, Kafka has really taken a liking to him.)
(But it’s nice having more ward mayors that are like friends. Right, Kafka?)
Chihiro: Oh, I wanted to take a picture with Manager-pii but looks like they’re having a hard time with a dead-drunk President-chii. Guess I’ll come back later.
Tao: Hmm… ……? Can you hear something?
Chihiro: Huh?
??: …Steamed buns~ Addicting steamed buns~ Straight outta the steamer ♪
Netaro: How about some crazy delicious steamed buns?
Laika: Buns!
Chihiro: Wow~!! These are great! They’re so cute ☆ The pet robot also has a [1]gyaru look to it – you’re the G.O.A.T~♪
Tao: Oh, are you Yowa-san? The one who runs that steamed bun cafe…? You said you were gonna be late, right?
Netaro: That’s right. I’m indeed Netaro Yowa, the one who will be the mayor for ward 18! I ended up arriving late since I was steaming these new limited buns for the party.
Chihiro: Chii’s Chihiro! And this is Tao-Tao! I’m so psyched – these strange steamed buns look so good~♪
Netaro: This is the “Interstellar Mirage ☆ Natto Bean Curry Bun” and this one is “Smiling Bon Voyage ☆ Mushroom Cheese Bun”.
Laika: Nattuuu~♪ Lalala, beep beep beep.
Chihiro: OMG! This lil’ robot just started singing outta nowhere – that’s sooo cute ☆ Can I take a picture with you both, Taroppu? And post it on dazzle~?
Netaro: Why, of course, Chii!
Tao: Wow, they’re already calling each other by their nicknames…
Chihiro: Hey, do you have fingers~? Can you make a heart with Chii~?
Tao: Taking a picture’s fine and all but I’m gonna have a steamed bun. Uhh… I’ll take the mushroom and cheese…
Chihiro: Then Chii’s gonna have the crazy natto curry one. Thanks for the food ♪
Tao & Chihiro: Munch…
Netaro & Laika: ……
Tao: …Pfft, ahahahahahaha! What the heck is this? It’s making me laugh like crazy!!
Chihiro: Huh!? Tao-Tao…!?
Tao: Ahahahahaha!
Chihiro: Uh, I dunno what’s going on but Tao-Tao’s going LMAO and it’s so SSR worthy! I totally have to film this!
Tao: My stomach, it hurts…!
Laika: Natuu, Giovanni, piroppu~
Chihiro: Cuteeee ☆ He’s rolling around on the floor~ Sigh I think my maternal instincts are overflowing! OMG!! I’ve never felt this way before! I can’t stop taking pics~♪
Toi: I–It’s Chii-sama…! We’re standing on the same ground…! Breathing the same air…!
Ahh… I want to pray for this miracle! Thank you for letting me be born in the same generation as my idol…!
Mashiro: Chii-sama is certainly one of the most important people destined to be born in this world!
Sonia: Ohh~ So Chii-sama is one of the chosen life-forms! I see!
Chou un: …I think all life is equal but I shall refrain from tactless comments.
Momiji / Kaede: Oh, Netaro-kun is here. Kafka’s asleep, though.
Kuguri: Hey, [2]Cica. Are you enjoying the banquet?
Ten: I figured we haven’t had a drink together yet. Anyway, good job selecting all 18 ward mayors.
Momiji / Kaede: Thanks, you two. Cheers!
(A lot of different relationships are being formed now that they’re all living together under one roof, but… it’s a bit strange seeing Ten-kun and Kuguri-san get along so well already.)
Ten: Oh, right. Shumai was howling up a storm when that guy from the steamed bun cafe came.
Kuguri: Hehe. It must be one of those wild instincts. Are you sure you want to let him in?
Momiji / Kaede: Oh… you’re talking about Netaro-kun? He is a bit of an enigma but I think it’s fine.
(According to Toi-kun’s divination, Netaro-kun was also a necessary individual that will guide us to his brother. We have to help him find his brother, just as we promised.)
Akuta: Haa, haa, all of these are so good I think I might go to heaven…!
I think I’m gonna stuff myself like it’s my last day on Earth, so don’t get in my way, okay!?
Ushio: What an idiot, walking to and fro like that. I don’t wanna watch you pig out.
Kiroku: …But… Kurama… that’s your… third plate of fried noodles…
Ushio: Hey, we’re not talking about me right now.
Kiroku: …It’s delicious so… you don’t… have to be embarrassed…
Ushio: I’m not feeling any bit embarrassed, just so you know.
Muneuji: Hmm… I’d like some more. I’m going to get seconds.
Nanaki: Oh, I’ll go with you, then. The pizza I had before was pretty good… Hm?
Tao: Sigh I finally calmed down… My cheeks hurt from laughing too hard.
Chihiro: Huh? Why did I take a gazillion pics of Tao~? I had these weird maternal instincts that washed over my entire body…
Netaro: Ahaha! Perhaps I added too much of that one secret ingredient~! Right, Laika?
Laika: Shwaa.
Nanaki: ……! …Huh…!?
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??: “Euclidean Instant Disassembly Stripping Pen”. Why, I’m rather proud of my invention!
Human clothes… they tend to get stuck at the throat.
Kiroku: …W–Where is he…?
Nanaki: Who even is he? Where did you come from? The door’s supposed to be over there…
Akuta: Wait, what about the egg?
Nanaki: Ah…!
Muneuji: What’s wrong? You’re trembling.
Nanaki: T–That’s… that guy…!
Muneuji: ?
……!
Akuta: Maaaan, I can feel the calories seep into every fibre of my being~!
Muneuji: Everyone, I want you to listen to me closely.
Kiroku: ?
Muneuji: The individual we met on the rooftop after the concert is right there. It’s that secret agent with the egg.
Ushio: What!? You’re kidding…
Nanaki: I’ve been staring at him and it has to be him. There’s no way I wouldn’t be able to recognise him.
Akuta: …Really? I don’t remember.
Ushio: I never expected anything from your brain cells, idiotake. Anyway… why is he even here? I don’t get it.
Is he the mayor of ward no.18? The one who said he’d be late?
Muneuji: Most likely. He must be Netaro Yowa-san.
Nanaki: What was it? He’s supposed to be from the secret special forces… It’s called ponzu or something…
Akuta: Yorozu!
Ushio: You remember that?
Kiroku: …The… egg… it’s there… too…!
Ushio: Huh?
Kiroku: Look…
Laika: Beep beep beep. Zee zee zee. Boing.
Nanaki: Hmm… That’s not the egg. I think that’s just a normal pet robot.
Ushio: I agree with the panda.
Kiroku: N–No… that’s… definitely…
Muneuji: You were the one who shared a deep emotional bond with the egg. I believe in Kinugawa’s intuition.
Nanaki: Even if we ignore the egg, is it okay for us to carelessly approach him?
Ushio: Who knows…? He seems dangerous so maybe it would be best to keep our distance. There might be an explosion or we might get our clothes stripped.
Akuta: Hey, did we meet on a rooftop in the summer?
Netaro: Hm?
Ushio: That guy…! He shouldn’t have strolled up to him and asked him that directly…!
Akuta: Well, everyone’s saying we all met then.
So is it true~!?
Ushio: Pretend we don’t know him.
Nanaki: …… Muneuji…!?
Muneuji: Pardon my impertinence. I’m Muneuji Kaguya, the mayor of ward no. 8. Do you recall?
Netaro: Uji, your eyes are beautiful. I feel like I’ve seen them a long time ago…
Muneuji: ……
Netaro: I don’t really remember. How about we call this our first meeting?
Muneuji: ……
Akuta: Nice to meet you. Je m'appelle Akuta Supa Hero!
Ushio: Mu-chan, we’re leaving! You, too!
Muneuji: …I see. It’s because he’s a part of Yorozu.
He is a secret agent who performs his duties in civilian clothes, so he’ll blend into society by working an ordinary job. He must not be able to reveal his identity – just like the time on the rooftop.
Ushio: Mu-chan, what’re you mumbling about?
Nanaki: So this just means he doesn’t know us, right?
Muneuji: Right. If he says he’s never seen us before, then we should also get our story to match with his. We mustn’t get in the way of his mission.
Kiroku: ……
Ushio: That’s fine. Let’s just leave it at that.
Nanaki: Hmm… Oh, well.
Akuta: Then I’m good too. Anyway, let’s eat!
Muneuji: ……
Nagi: …Sigh…
Sonia: Are you okay, Nagi-san?
Nagi: Yeah…
Sonia: This is worrying.
Nagi: Yeah. At this rate… things might be really bad.
Maybe I should go back to the store and start handing out flowers.
Sonia: But… the temperature’s gone down and it’s cold.
Nagi: That’s even better.
Sonia: ……
Nagi: Yeah. It’s better this way. …Anyway, I’ll be back.
Sonia: Nagi-sa–
Momiji / Kaede: Oh, Nagi-kun. What’re you doing over here?
Nagi: …Uhh… um.
Sonia: O–Oh, we suddenly received a work request…!
Nagi: Yeah. A sudden work request.
Sonia: Y–Yes, we’re in quite a pickle since we’re temporarily closed!
Momiji / Kaede: Yeah? Okay. We’ve got cake too so hurry back, alright?
Nagi: Y–Yep. Thanks. I’ll be going, then…
Momiji / Kaede: Come home soon!
Nagi: Ugh!
Momiji / Kaede: Are you okay!? You’re suddenly clutching your chest!
Nagi: It’s nothing… I’ll be back…!
*Nagi leaves in a hurry*
Sonia: Are you okay, Nagi-san!?
Nagi: I’m still… fine.
But if anymore happiness starts spilling out… then things will start getting really bad. I need to regulate it…
…Let’s go, Sonia. We’ll bear with the numbing cold and hand out the flowers – we need to dilute these happy feelings.
Sonia: Gotcha!
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