Mar 17, 2014
Drinking green beer is like putting ketchup on a hot dog.
Don't be that guy.
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Drinking green beer is like putting ketchup on a hot dog.
Don't be that guy.
How do you feel about Elmo?
I hate that little red fucker. He’s the Cousin Oliver of the Muppets. My very 1st tweet was: Fuck Elmo!
muppetfucker. lol. i <3 that!!!!!
Thanks. I wish I could take credit for it, but I didn't make it up. That honor belongs to @MissyerThanYou. She replied to one of my tweets with: If you had a wallet, it would say Bad Muppetfucker. I loved it and it stuck.
Communication
If I send you a text, email or leave a voicemail and I don't receive a reply, I won't send another. I'll just wait for the reply. I'll wait forever if I have to. If only one person is keeping a relationship alive, it's not a relationship anymore. Why should I reach out again if my hand was slapped away the first time? I'll be happy to hear back from you or sad to never hear from you again.
It's up to you.