#murder anon

[pomegranatexwinex]

“i know what it is you really want… you want me to hurt you in ways you’ll never be able to recover from… you want me to fucking destroy you… to tear you apart…”

[morninglyre]

I'm the murder siblings Femya asker AGAIN(really, I should get a sign or something) but this idea came to me. Kokushibo does love Yorrichi, so hear me out. Kokushibo remembers his past life and is like "Fuck it. I'm killing people who hurt my brother" and it's funny to imagine a au where Kokushibo ISN'T immediately killed by Sanemi and they're just fucking dancing around each other trying to murder each other.

Oh I’m so sorry it took me to get back to this ask Orz. The months of December-March had me in a chokehold and it wasn’t the kinky kind.

BUT I do love the idea of yandere Kokushibou eheheheh👀 I feel like… it would be such an awesome twist, going from vehemently hating Yoriichi and wanting to destroy him, to being reincarnated and wanting to do better this time and instead you just start murdering everyone who might be a threat to him—! Oh the drama would be so so so good.

His first victim would definitely be their father and i definitely think it would be at a very young age. Especially if their dad is stern and mean like he was in canon about things and hates Yoriichi, Kokushibou with his past life memories would absolutely know how to take down their father and make it look like an accident.

Or maybe it wouldn’t look like an accident at all! Maybe it would be so fucking brutal they’d never suspect a 12 year old boy!

The next victim would be reincarnated Muzan I fear, even though he never technically hurt Yoriichi and it was actually the opposite. I feel like he would feel like he owes it to himself and his younger twin to kill Muzan in this life, kind of as a way to say “I choose you this time.” If that makes sense?

But when it comes to his confrontation with Sanemi, man that would be so bad. I kind of wonder how they would react if they ended up having an actual conversation of some sorts about murdering for their little brothers. With Kokushibou saying he’d never hurt Genya in this life and Sanemi saying it doesn’t matter, because he still took Genya away in A life.

I think it would have to end with one of them dead. Sanemi is especially too relentless with revenge.

Curious, do you think Yoriichi would know about his brother murdering people? Do you think he would care or nah? Canon Yoriichi would but in yandere aus you need to be notched up a bit in the “fucked up” area lol.

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

oh im doing fine, i went to court for the 2nd/3rd in January and wasnt found, cant remember if i told you , maybe i should sign off my asks because i send them in more than youd think

-🔪🧍‍♂️ or murder anon works

i- hello???

[solidwater05]

List of taken anon names!

Murder anon

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! MA

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[ask-chef-teruteru]

My love, I am proud to announce that I have assassinated both the creators of Wendy’s and McDonald’s. Now you don’t have to eat there ever again ! -murder anon

“Well, lookie here. If it ain’t the lovely future Mx. Hanamura come back to join me. Finally stumbled upon an opinion that I’m allowed to have without the consequence of death bein’ directed at me, huh? What a cause for celebration.

I dunno why I’m botherin’ answerin’ you since you never answer nothin’ I say.

Walk me through how I ain’t have to eat there ever again. The franchises are already up n’ flourishin’. Killin’ the creators o’ any massive chain of restaurants like that wouldn’t do jack shit. Even if it did, why bother? I’m a grownass adult. Ain’t been forced to eat nowhere since I was just a lil’ one. The query was hypothetical. Just get your panties in a wad over the thought of someone else holdin’ a gun to my head?

‘Sides. Creator o’ Wendy’s been dead for close to twen’y years n’ the creators o’ McDonald’s been dead even longer. If ya assassinated anybody, it sure as hell weren’t none o’ them.”

[rainb0wguy]

winterberry, (lizards), night owl (lizards) and pumpkin patch. and lizards. And salamanders. Let's bring some amphibians into the fuckery.

Ok, so I’m going to ignore the lizards completely and just answer the question. But I do want to know who sent this

Winterberry: do you bite or lick your ice cream?

Okay… what is this question? Fine I’ll answer it, I lick it 👅… shall we move on?

Night Owl: how many countries have you visited?

I don’t know exactly , but I think it’s around 13.

Pumpkin patch: what’s your zodiac sign?

I’m a Leo.

Thanks for the ask whoever you are… you should tell me. And please, no more lizards. 😂Update: it was @madebycoffee. Why Friendship? I thought that we agreed com no more lizards... or should I say we+we agreed? I don’t even know anymore

[promiscuous-jalapeno]

*slits your throats and hisses in Bulgarian*

That’s nice, dear ^^ 

[pomegranatexwinex]

not naming any names but everyone is out to kill me today