Jun 4, 2025
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time will change you.
ok but what if gazelle was a kingsman recruit? what if god was good?
shit sHIT
there are so many ways this could play out!!! a world where gazelle doesnt end up working for valentine but still ends up with weaponized prosthesis and is still deadly but works on other terms aka a sort of vigilante. SLICING UP PPL WHO SHE THINKS DESERVES IT!!!! then somebody from kingsman comes across her during a mission, and maybe shes thE MARK, but ends up proposing her instead. tho he probably only proposes her bc she wouldve killed him if he didnt. gazelle gets shit done.
tho while being a recruit, she has to switch out her prosthetics with a less deadly version bc 1) being underestimated is a strength u can use to take people out and 2) the other recruits are so annoying she might not be able to resist cutting up a bitch. thus = non-sword legs.
AND THE OTHER RECRUITS R TERRIBLE. probably see her as a ‘pity proposal’ or something as equally disgusting. she proves them all wrong when the room floods with water and she swims flawlessly then bashes the two-way mirror in with her prosthetic
she gets a doberman. i dont know why, but it feels right for me.
when she gets the job, because of course she’d get the job, she isnt torn up at all about not being able to use the poison oxford things, because she just talks somebody into letting her coat the poison onto her own legs.
bc why stop at recruit when u can get tO AGENT!!!
homegirl