#murder salad

[gaymurdersalad]

Hey Legacy! Would you like.. uh.. some ice cream? A fruit? (Well, whatever you would actually like... Do you even like anything..?)

> haaahhh,,, hahahaha…..!!

> Hehehahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

> Hehehehe! Hehehahah!!!!

[blackboxwarriorokultra]

legacy seems like a violin typa guy @gaymurdersalad

[quixiiify]

He wants to make a murder salad out of your hero's journey!"

The Tick

[gaymurdersalad]

> Dave hasn’t stopped begging me to try the Thanks-givin’-tini-jumbo-mega-marg, and I’ve been running for days, to no avail. I hear him clattering in the kitchen and it’s only a matter of time before the persistence hunter is out-persisted by the gangly handed salad freak from the deep woods of New York.

[gaymurdersalad]

Don’t worry Dee it’s probably just shy… But I would recommend sleeping with one eye open… Just in case.

> I- I just don’t get it!

> Why is there an entity AVOIDING me? Just out of my line of sight?! I’m the helper, I’m the fixer, I’m the one who pulls and stretches the darkness to fix the void! It should be coming to ME!

> When I get my hands on that thing, I swear to FREDBEAR, I swear to GOD, I swear to BONO, I SWEAR TO—

[gaymurdersalad]

DEE TURN AROUND

> Huh!?

> oh god oh no is it doing the thing where it’s there and then it disappears when I look at it and now it’s back again…? Oh, I hate entities like that…

[gaymurdersalad]

Why is everyone so scratched up? 😭😭 What do you guys do all day, fist fight cats??

> S p r i n g l o c k s . . .

[gaymurdersalad]

OK NOBODY has pay attention to Dee so I'm going to do it.

And no, it's not for asking "how are you" no that's too typical for a raccoon like me.

I CAME HERE TO ASK... Have you seen something unusual happening here? Something strange that you have noticed?

-🦝🗑️

> Y— Uhh, hey, hey— yeah! Yeah, something quite strange!

> You all remember — you remember when I mentioned this place felt heavy?

> It— It’s— It’s so empty now! Nobody in sight! I came here as yesterday as it gets in here and everything was the usual strange, but now— gone, they’re all gone!

> As much of an optimist as I am, I don’t think they just up and moved on…

> I’d usually call Fredbear, but, ahh, uhm…

> I- I’m not sure what to do. If you have any ideas, I’d love to hear ‘em— I don’t think I can ask for Jack’s help, since he’s hanging around with… you know who.