#murdersaurus

[viviantimmet]

I Could Not Find a very specific audio recording of this tumblr post when I needed it most, so I decided to simply make my own. Unfortunately the post in question no longer exists, and can only be found through its many reblogs. 

That being said, transcript under the cut 

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine. 

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible. 

[dongerboy2017]

[cassidy-peterson]

If I ever got to name a dinosaur it would 100% wind up getting named Murdersaurus.

Foot-tall herbivore with no notable defenses? Murdersaurus.

[md1zzy]

Well I got pretty far behind on my commitment to sketchfit this weekend due to a myriad of things going on (most importantly my wife's bday), but it's Monday and I'm ready to get back to it!! So here is day 2 - concept sketching, with the theme suggested by katsuryn... Murdersaurus!!

[sketchfit]

quick murdersaurus concept sketch for daily sketchfit. I missed yesterday so I think I might have to try and make that up at some point.

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