An Attempt at Cooking..
[Its a Video! Watch? I'll translate their language into words for your Convenience!]
The video opens up. It shows Murk and Pelip sneaking into an abandoned Dorm, they flick on the lights and head towards the kitchen area.
'' This is going to be the worst idea we've ever had, Murk. ''
'' Oh i know! ''
The two move away the cobwebs around the inactive oven, Murk going behind the dusty oven in order to plug in the cable for the Oven.
Murk pokes their head out, ruffling their head in order to remove any dust that had stuck to their Purple feathers.
Pelip sighs, Twisting the oven knob and watching as a small flame appears before they twist it again and turn it off..
Alright looks like the Oven's working.. Shall we get started?
Yes! Now.. where's the bread..
Murk rummages around the room, Opening dusty cabinets with their beak. Theres the sound of talons against the table as Murk finds an old loaf of bread, which they take two of the pieces of bread and bring it back over to the Camera.
Alright got the bread, now does this dorm have a toaster?
'Fraid not, Murk. We're doing this with the pans..
... Fuck.
Murk approaches the already set up pan, Pelip having already cleaned it out while Murk had rummaged for the Bread. Murk then places the pieces of bread onto the pan.
Guess its time to start, Huh?
Yep...
Pelip turns on the oven, mind you, these are birds, Pelip has no idea how an oven Works besides turning it on and off. So the temperature is just WAY too high already.
Murk turns the breads over after a minute, flinching at just how BLACK the toast is.
Uhh, Pelip, can you turn the knob back slightly? i think it burnt..
Yeah sure..
Pelip turns back the knob slightly.
It does not work. Both sides are burnt. This is not edible. Pelip just turns off the oven. They have failed.
Well, i guess we just- SHOULDNT be cooking should we?
Probably..
[ If you were Wondering- Bzzt- This is what they got! ]
