#murray-

[bcldecgle]

“I DON’T play favorites… except for Will, Nancy, Jonathan, and Cherry. And maybe Chrissy.”

[bcldecgle]

@scarednotscary asked: "Wait... why are we talking about cutting Eddie's hair? I mean, surely a toupee would be the better option? However, I happen to think your hair makes you look distinguished.~"

“Thank you, Chrissy. But personally, I believe that a man’s hair should be no longer than his dick. YES, I am making assumptions about your rockstar boyfriend, but you asked why I suggested he get a haircut. I apologize DEEPLY for the vulgarity of my words.”