It’s been too quiet. Detergent, meet Basilica fountain.
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It’s been too quiet. Detergent, meet Basilica fountain.
“Meditation is for crazy people. Only an absolute whackjob would enjoy sitting alone with their thoughts and nothing else for an hour.”
“Lawn chair ray?”
“Breathing is literally so funny. What kind of dorkus needs to fill up gushy sacs with crap over and over to survive?”
@convenientkeystorage
“Humans have to drink liquid, too! At least ours is a cool color.”
@pacis-quod-alcedonia:
"I do not arrest anyone. I intercept. My alt mode is a coupe -- two doors. Suspect transport requires four doors and a reinforced back seat that is caged off from the front."
“Okay, so you’re at least familiar with the ins and outs of it. Were you ever a cop?”
“...What’s a crap.”
“Crowdfunding this motion to put Firestorm down. Benefits of putting her down include not having to listen to her speak, orate, vocalize, or otherwise verbalise anything about Optimus’s chest ever again.”