#muse anon

[robloxconfessions2]

I want Dozer so badd I don’t care that it’s literally just a ball I would let it do things to me

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i cant even remmeber how it looks so I'm just picturing those funky balls from mugen in grace

[robloxconfessions2]

Ranking all the sins(???) in blocktales chapter 3 based on how kissable I think they are 😧

1. Greed: boyfriend material ngl. Not because of the money, but he has loooong arms and can hug you and reach things on high shelves :)

2. Fear: I think they deserve it. A couple kisses and hugs to calm them down, maybe make them a little pillow fort

3. Solitude: I don’t think they would ever be in a relationship because it kinda goes against their theming yk?

4. Hatred: FUCK YOU.

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babe wake up new copypasta #2 just dropped

[robloxconfessions2]

I feel a little bad for making fun of 1x’s eyeballs now knowing that they’re actually bulging out of his eyesockets due to the corruption but it’s only a little bit and I still think he’s ugly. Has he not tried pushing them back in is he stupid

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what even is the lore of this game

[robloxconfessions2]

One time I had a dream that I married Darkheart phighting

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one time I accidentally prayed to the sfoth. twice

(based on a true story)one night I was thinking about sfoth before I sleeped. the morning after that it was still dark outside but I had to do my morning prayers so I went to pray but since I was still half asleep and there was picture of illumina in my head I accidentally prayed to him. but stillI had to do my morning prayers so I went to pray but since I was still half asleep and there was picture of icedagger in my head I accidentally prayed to him. but still I had to do my morning prayers so I went to pray normally this time and I think it went good this time. anyways if illumina and icedagger is real can they please light beam and snowball at the tim bottoms that put used napkins in my food bag thank you very much. good morning or good night robloxians.

[robloxconfessions2]

They should let Chance be a little bit morally corrupt. “His casino is the only fair one” BULLSHIT LET HIM CHEAT PEOPLE! I don’t care if he’s “canonically not greedy” I just want him to be a little bit flawed like some of the others

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I used to headcanon that forsaken was literally hell and everyone was there to be punished

[robloxconfessions2]

I want a pet fleshcousin. It’s kind of like having a parrot except it’s the size of a person and I can feed it only hot cheetos if I wanted to

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that would be cool. also weren’t people fighting over wether or not shipping fleshcousin is zoophilia? top kek🤣

[robloxconfessions2]

Phighting fans have no idea what cocky actually means so they just dumb down characters like coil and ban hammer into idiots who don’t know how to do anything it pisses me the fuck off (coming from a Phighting fan)

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I haven’t interacted with the fandom in a while but I remember stupidhammer

[robloxconfessions2]

I do think Mark is kind of hot but sometimes I just want to put my hand over his mouth, lean in really close, and whisper to him “shut the fuck up about your ex.”

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