#muse: fern

[lewsinningcorner]

''Stop calling Miss Frieren a fat ass... is really offensive...

...you should say that to me, is factually correct...''

[blubberymuses]

// Too tired to update the muse list despite NEEDING to, but I'mma be a bit rash with a decision...

Go wild with asks or whatever. I'll think about other additions / exclusions later.

[doughyduo]

Fat women.

But floating.

[doughyduo]

Huffing.

Of course she hasn’t noticed…

[blubberymuses]

// So like... You think Fern having a gock happened after some freak spell gone wrong or?

[blubberymuses]

The way Fern looks at you after her fat ass invited you to bed and you AREN'T immediately jacking off her buried treasure of a small gock...

[blubberymuses]

So, has Fern found yet the spell to masturbate herself?

It's the only logical conclusion now that is impossible to reach that gock.

Using occam's razor there should be at least one spell to help-- assist the apprentice in some grimoire she and Frieren found across their many journeys... However... It's much hotter if that's no the case, correct?

I mean, I guess there's magical cloning, but then her other self is going to get worked up and need her own helping hand. A real ouroboros for masurb♡tion, a cursed loop of gooning that cannot and will not end... So Fern hasn't tried that method yet, in case your wondering.

[lewsinningcorner]

Frieren and Fern canonically travel with Stark, who wears red, has red and carries an axe.

Barbarian Sigurd is red and carries an axe.

''Uuuuuh... Miss Frieren... are we sure that teleportation spell didn't brought the wrong Stark...?''

''What makes you say that? I see no difference''

Meanwhile, picture Stark suddenly surrounded by babes in god knows where-