[ 1:12 pm ] okay, idk if you’re here yet but i’ve moved locations from our usual portraits to the cafe.
[ 1:13 pm ] why, you ask? well, a gaggle of pre-teens effectively intimidated me so severely that i had to move locations
[ 1:13 pm ] what IS it about middle schoolers that are so viscerally evil, dude?
[ 1:14 pm ] like you see me being miserable in front of a painting, brooding, perhaps leave me alone? is this not what art is FOR?
[ 1:15 pm ] pls hurry up, there’s like five more evil children in here and i feel unprotected.
What was my muses 5 last unsent texts yours?
[ 4:23 pm ] i have a mildly inappropriate question to ask of you
[ 4:23 pm ] that came off so alarming, lol. i’m not about to ask for a nude or for anything sexual
[ 4:24 pm ] maybe later ofc lol ; )
[ 4:24 pm ] THAT WAS A JOKE
[ 4:25 pm ] are you open about talking about your relationship with aislin?
What was my muses last snapchat to yours?
( x )
[ to eliot: self portrait, digital media, “casually smiling through tears as i try to look occupied to the middle schoolers”, 2021. srsly tho WHERE R U ?? ]
What my muse saved your number as?
ells 🎷🦕
What contact photo my muse has set for yours?
( x )
What ringtone my muse has set for yours?
( x )
How many times my muse has called your this week?
twice, prob in a row bc he had smth rlly important and stupid to say dfjkls.
who steals french fries off the other’s plate: they both agree to share from the beginning, because a) sharing is more romantic than getting their own plate of fries each and b) they would never want their bro to go hungry.
who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: dylan 80% of the time, eliot the other 20% of the time. it simply depends on context and setting.
who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: they’re both sitting in the same jail cell, considering they both vandalize in the name of friendship. rose come bail out your bois, please.
who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: it’s mutual! they love building each others confidence on, and there’s no such thing as toxic masculinity here, so if their bro needs a hug and a cuddle, well then by george, that is what they are receiving.
who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: dylan. he’s like listen bro, you can’t be that ethereally gorgeous AND beat my ass at uno. you can only have one.
who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: eliot, and dylan pretends like he’s all upset abt this but he loves being all concealed in makeshift fort of a lower bunkbed.
who starts and who wins the pillow fights: 50/50 shot on who starts, and who wins but they both take it very seriously.
who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: they’re both respectful kings, and would never purposely 1d vc: steal_your_girl.mp3
