Feb 12, 2022
"hey paps what do you call a fake noodle? an impasta~"
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"hey paps what do you call a fake noodle? an impasta~"
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"SANS? SANS?!?!? THERE'S A WEIRD FUCKING DOG OUT HERE! SANS!!! I DONT WANT IT STARTING A FIGHT WITH ROCKY! HEY SANS! IT LOOKS LIKE GERSON THE FUCKING THING!! SAAAAANS!!!!"
Can't a Cool dude go at least a day without his brothers horrible puns everywhere?
"I WAS TOLD EVERYTHING WAS BIGGER HERE!! I AM DISAPPOINTED!!!'
"sorry to be jalapeno business, bro, but whatcha makin'?"
uh oh, sans is starting with the puns.
"I WILL IGNORE THAT AWFUL PUN SANS, ONLY BECAUSE YOU ASKED WHAT I WAS DOING, AND I HAVE NO ISSUE WITH SHARING MY CULINARY GENIUS WITH THE WORLD. I AM WORKING ON A NEW SAUCE RECIPE I FOUND IN AN OLD COOK BOOK, THAT I FOUND IN THE DUMP...BUT I'M ALTERING IT TO MY STANDARDS! YOU ARE JUST IN TIME TO TEST IT FOR ME"
Looks like you voluntarily became Paps taste tester Sans, a shortcut won't save you now
“You really don’t look well. Are you sure you’re alright?” ((for paps from sans))
Sickness starters
"NOT SURE WHAT YOU MEAN, I LOOK FINE" As fine as a skeleton can be whose bones are rattling away, whose face seems flushed, and eye sockets looking even more sunken in then normal. "I'm fine....really"
"hey bro, what kind of bee comes back from the dead? a zom-bee. *ba-dum tss*"
"It's too early for your awful jokes sans"
"Papyrus I challenge you!! To a NYEH contest!! NYEH HEH HEHH!!" ~VoiceOfTheInk
Oh. OH! A Challenge????
"NO ONE CAN HYEH HEH HEH AS GREAT AS THE GREAT PAPYRUS, PREPARE TO BE AMAZED!!!!"
He paused to straighten up
"NYEH HEH HEEEEEEEEEH~!!!!!!!!"