Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:{accepting}
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: OH GOD YOU KNOW THIS IS TERESA. TERESA STOP BLOWING SHIT UP JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK MERLIN CAN PUT IT BACK TOGETHER
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: Merlin if that’s your fucking cat watching us fuck again I swear to fucking gOD, that thing is POSSESSED, is this for some satanic RITUAL
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: merlin has 100 vines of teresa doing ridiculous things and him rolling his eyes in the background… while egging her on
who breaks the most phones: absolutely teresa, she uses phones for way too many things besides their intended purpose, like throwing them at merlin. MERLIN STOP MAKIGN YOUR STUPID VINES, WHY ARE YOURS MORE POPULAR THAN MINE
who dies first: WHY IS THIS A QUESTION. WHY. well teresa definitely T.T
which one I could see as being lactose intolerant: merlin, i think he generally has more issues with food than teresa does, she is a food dumpster
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: HAHA BOTH. i think merlin knows his limits a bit better than teresa does though. teresa literally does not care, she is the best and youll fucking AGREE
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: ummm probably merlin, because teresa gets moody and needs her space. but i can imagine times he’d kick her out as well and she’d be on the couch making VERY dramatically acting like a pouty puppy
who uses the computer most: i think they’d use the comp pretty equally both, just for different things, maybe merlin a bit more because teresa gets bored/restless easier