The long forgotten (and sorely missed ot3) of Jac/Eli/Kay
leaves their dirty clothes on the floor
eli. there’s a running joke that he doesn’t understand what a laundry basket is, so no wonder his clothes never end up in one.
forgets to run the dish washer
jac. and eli. kay is literally the only competent one. and when jac and eli are supposed to do dishes they try??? but jac adds too much soap one time and the floods the apartment and eli just washes the dishes by hand bc he doesn’t wanna do what jac did. so kay just does the dishes.
pumps gas for the car
eli. “it’s the man’s job. plus you always smell like a fire is about to happen” ~jac probably
drives when they’re going somewhere
kay. she has the best sense of direction, and doesn’t get as easily distracted. jac wants to stop at every road side diner and any niche store she sees when driving so they never get where they’re going, and eli is too distracted by his girls giggling in the back seat of the car.
rearranges the furniture
jac. when she can’t sleep she needs to do something, so she crawls out of bed and rearranges the furniture, and a sleepy someone always walks into the sofa or a table when they get up.
falls asleep with the TV on
its called couple bonding. that’s why the tv is there in the first place, so they can fall asleep in the most comfortable uncomfortable pile in the world
gets to use the bathroom first
“gets to” is a strong phrase. jac and kay sneak into the bathroom at the same time to get ready in the morning bc they both take roughly forever to get ready
decides the temperature for the ac/heater
jac is constantly freezing. eli is a furnace. kay is the only one who is of normal temperature, thusly, her job. (she agrees with jac on temperature most of the time)
sets up holiday decorations
eli. don’t fight me on this, he starts to decorate, and the other two help out, but they’re probably drinking spiked eggnog, or spiked warm cider, or wine (depending on the holiday) to be much help.
leaves the lights on
jac. what are lights and why do they need to be off.
uses the bathroom with the door open
no one really, but also all of them at the same time. there really isn’t a whole lot of personal space in their home.
fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber)
if eli can’t fix something, jac and kay flip a coin about who gets to call. jac ends up doing it any way.
AND
Who is a night owl:
it’s always jac’s prerogative to stay up until elias comes back from work, but it never really works out for her.
Who is a morning person:
kay. but in the loosest definition, like, is the one who gets up and brews the coffee before letting the other two know she’s made it.
Are they cuddlers:
they sleep three to a bed. jac needs constant physical affection. elias likes to be touching his girls, kay likes being able to have her hands on her lovers. it makes cuddling an arduous and rewarding process.
Who is the big spoon:
elias. unless they’ve reversed order in bed. jac sometimes, bc she likes cuddling up against kayla, and breathing her in.
Who is the little spoon:
jac is in the middle of the bed for a reason. kayla is on the outside where elias can let his hands fall over her while jac tucks her forehead against the red head’s shoulder.
What is their favourite sleeping position:
jac and kayla fall asleep with their legs intertwined, but end up like a knot on the bed.
kayla and elias fall asleep with with him curled around her, one arm draped over her waist and the other under her neck
jac and elias fall asleep with her kind of on her side/stomach using his shoulder and chest as a pillow, and his hands near her waist
the three of them fall asleep in a giant pile with jac in the middle. elias is behind her, being the big spoon reaching across the two girls to make sure he feel them both. she faces kayla, who sleeps with her back to the others, and jac and elias’ hands somewhere on her skin.
Who steals all the blankets:
kayla. despite jac being freezing always, she’s the middle of the bed caught between a furnace (eli bless his soul) and kay who has all the blankets.
What they wear to bed:
elias: boxers and a t-shirt sometimes
kayla: shorts and someone’s t-shirt or a tank top
jac: underwear and someone’s t-shirt or a tank top
Who likes seeing the other wearing their t-shirt:
elias is the biggest fan of seeing either of his girl in his clothing
Who falls asleep mid-conversation:
probably jac, accidentally and its only for a short second before doing that comedic, “im awake” and looking like a deer in the headlights while the other two laugh at her
Who wakes up in the middle of the night with nightmares:
jac. and she panics, terrified and unsure of where she is until the other two get her to calm down
Who accidentally punched the other in their sleep:
jac. but who said it was an accident?
Who can’t keep their hands to themself:
all of them. its normally a game to see who breaks first and ends up touching one of the other two. elias almost alway loses.
Who said “I love you” first:
jac shouts it in the street an hour after she meets kayla. and elias and kayla laugh it off (she’s not kidding)
elias kisses it into their skin one night and jac and kay kiss him harder but blame getting him off one too many times (its not just the orgasms, its love)
kayla finda jac and elias after they were in some bar fight and mumbles it as she pulls them against her, and they blame the adrenaline (she knows clear as day she loves them, for real)
elias walks out the door one day for work and shouts it back to them in the living room, and the girls smile like they believe him
Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background:
one. its a group photo of jac and kay kissing elias on the cheek like some cheesy bullshit
two. they love the photo
three. its on everyone’s background, but eli has it as his lock screen too
Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror:
kayla and they’re always obscene. and whenever someone sees them they burst out laughing.
Who buys the other cheesy gifts:
jac. its easier being cheesy and thoughtful than buying some expensive thing. she just doesn’t see the point.
Who initiated the first kiss:
jac. she was the first one sure of anything, hence i love you right away
Who kisses the other awake in the morning:
its a group effort and depends on who’s up first. when eli works late, he kisses the girls until they’re up and falls asleep in the warm spots they leave in bed.
Who starts tickle fights:
who has hands??? and they’re not tickle fights, they’re full on wars where two of them (say almost always jac and kay) ambush elias until he’s on the floor cackling
Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower:
no one asks, it just kind of happens all of a sudden and they figure that taking a shower all together must in the long run save water even though everyone has to take a second shower immidiately
Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch:
jac. she’s not in a real steady job, so she stops by and sees her lovers working as often as she can. she makes peanut butter sandwiches (bc she cannot cook) and cigarettes and spends all of lunch talking shit about her lovers with their co-workers in the most loving way
Who was nervous and shy on the first date:
none of them, they weren’t sure it was gonna work as a threesome, but it wasn’t really nerves
Who kills/takes out the spiders:
elias. jac can’t do it, and kayla won’t. that leaves elias
Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk:
all of them? literally get any one of them drunk, and all you will hear are nice things about the others and how in love they are. its disgusting and i love it.
