#mv88

[evanjasper]

SHEFFIELD STEELERS 24-25 PRIMER!

the steelers brainrot was getting too much to keep to myself and then i saw other european teams getting primers made for them and i thought it was time to introduce you all to the orangest team you've ever seen... and also to the player that's the reason i love hockey, i think you can guess which one he is

inspired by @annunen's tappara primer

(oh and by the way, the goal song thing is totally real)

[evanjasper]

‘i bet you’re only into hockey because you think the players are hot’

the real reason i’m into hockey:

i’m being so serious when i tell you that nothing beats a good, slightly chaotic eddy

i mean yes i do think vally is lowkey gorgeous but that’s not the point here is it

[evanjasper]

every time i think i’m over him leaving i get violently reminded that i won’t ever be over it

hannover give him BACK this isn’t funny anymore

[evanjasper]

whoever on the steelers media team got the newest video approved. i actually owe my life to you

[evanjasper]

currently getting emotional and also experiencing cuteness aggression over a 36 year old man

i miss him dearly and i also need to just. headpats…

[evanjasper]

MARCO VALLERAND YOU ABSOLUTE BEAUTY

[evanjasper]

had a slight heart attack earlier opening insta and seeing that my fave hockey player had, in fact, reposted my story to his story. shoutout to marco vallerand

[evanjasper]

i keep thinking about that video of vally singing hey jude. and also the fact that i’m technically partially responsible for its creation