#mwahahahahh!!

[ask-sakamaki-subaru]

Oohhh! We can dare Subaru to drink a whole bottle of alcohol! If he refuses, we set his coffin on fire! Muahahahahah ((Sorry, I just wanna see drunk Subaru sooo bad!)) ♡♡♡

I told you! It's impossible for me to get drunk! Why the hell you brought the whole bottle?!

I took the other glass, but I won't take that bottle

[ask-sakamaki-subaru]

((What if we all like... pranked Subaru by only going in the askbox and sending asks addressed to you. Like, basically just pretending he's invisible so we all can gossip and talk trash about his coffin in front of him. 😹))

m: cool!! I like it! (≧∇≦)/

[ask-sakamaki-subaru]

m: well, like this is taking a bit, I'm putting a magic bottle right... Here

m: use your imagination with the super bottle. This taste will make you want to drink more, more and more. But hey, this flavor has consequences :3