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-who cries when someone dies in a movie
Neither. Though they never really make it that far in a movie. They always end up in bed before movies end.
-who wears the ugly holiday garb
Elliot. And then she struts around like it’s the hottest outfit around. Much to Grace’s entertainment.
Whoever Grace can con into it. Otherwise they’re masters of the Dine & Dash
-who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone
They’re both door slammers, and their arguments are explosive. The police are usually called by the neighbours.
-who brings home stray animals
Grace has a soft spot for animals, and is always bringing them home. Elliot doesn’t mind, though, because who hates puppies?
-who leaves the bathroom door open
Grace. But only when she’s bathing or showering. Both to tease and entice her lover.
-who tells the ‘dad jokes’
Elliot. For someone who’s not a Dad, she’s a pro at trying to make Grace smile with an endless list of bad puns.
Neither. Who wants to be tied down like that? Not them.
Both, and they usually travel together. Where you’d find one, the other is not far behind.
Grace. She likes all the pretty things. She also makes more cash in one night than most people do in a week, so she doesn’t have much worries about how much she spends.
-who buys the things in infomercials
Grace. She likes things that make her life easier. Though Elliot does as well, though she buys the most ridiculous stuff.
-who draws in the dust on their cars
Elliot. She likes to see how out there she can get before Grace starts to wipe them off before leaving. Grace would, but Elliot’s bike is never dusty.
-who starts the snowball fights
Elliot. And it always turns into a full blown snow ball fight, until one or the other is too cold or wet to continue.
-who throws away the directions to things
Elliot doesn’t even look for the instructions to throw them away, she just ignores them. When they need furniture built, it’s Grace who does it, because otherwise it turns into a fight, or just never gets done.
-who puts up holiday decor
Grace buys it and makes Elliot hang it up.
-who is more likely to forget to bathe
Neither. They’re both too meticulous about their appearances for that.
-who gets more obsessed about things
Grace. Once she locks her attention on something, there’s no getting it off. Though that is not for a lack of Elliot trying, at least until Grace bites her head off.
-who sings in the shower more often
Grace. ALWAYS. Elliot never misses an opportunity to hear it up close and personal, either. And Grace never locks her out.
