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"okay, between a shark and a bear, who do you think would win? this is for science. i promise."

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mxrcenaire said: /chokes on spit.

as pure as the driven snow

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mxrcenaire said: good fucking luck with that.

i've gone longer after being fucked up on much worse. i'll be fine.

#mxrcenaire #ic #it doesn't make me want to take two pencils to my eyeballs any less though

mxrcenaire:

I fucking hope those will be enough to kill you, fatass.

Aww, I think Mr. Frog Legs is jealous of all the sweet, sweet candy that he'll never get to eeeat. Ooh, it tastes so good but you won't even be able to get any of it, how saaad.

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mxrcenaire said: please, do.

as a catholic, i'm probably obligated to defend any saint with a holiday, and the association of the st. valentine with romance is actually hundreds upon hundreds of years old when after the emperor claudius placed a ban on marriage, as he thought it made young soldiers weak. st. valentine who was upset by this performed many wedding ceremonies in secret for lovers.

the holiday just so happens to be taken advantage by big name companies and corporations to this day, as do (surprise!) all holidays, but nobody fucking complains about those.

there you go, history lesson for the day.

#mxrcenaire #ic #tldr; is valentine's day created by hallmark to pull us in?#no #are they using us for their advantage anyways?#yes but i don't care