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[brettfishy]

✒️ scribble for me!

I got offbrand Post-it notes and they suuuuck. Pen doesn’t show up right on them and, as you can see, pencil doesn’t properly erase.

[sexyronaldreagan-official]

My fellow Americans, I need to apologize.

You may have noticed I've been missing for the past few weeks. This is because I was attempting to suck the soul out of Mitch McConnell to give me enough power to make it to Dashcon 2. Unfortunately, it seems my efforts have been unsuccessful 😔 I did get Lindsay Graham in the process though so that gave me a little boost.

The preparations for my travel to Canada have been grueling. I must convert all the Canadians to Dark Woke!!! It takes a lot of energy I do not have!! But I have. A Backup Plan.

I am going to convert EVERY Tennesseean to Dark Woke!

Now you may be asking, how will I do that? Okay so basically @coquettethatcher-official and I will be sneaking in people's backyards and doing Dark Woke rituals on them in their sleep using the Devil's tome (don't worry @cocainebearofficial is lending it to me for this then I will give it back to her for her ritual). This is totally normal and not weird and will work perfectly.

Our last conquest will be Marsha Blackburn. We will be Wokeing her on August 6th. Stay tuned!

But I need YOUR help as well! I need you, my dear Tennessee Wokelings to GO OUT AND VOTE!!!!! Early voting for the primaries begins on the 17th, and Election Day is August 6th. As my dear friend JFK once said, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what YOU can do for Sexy Ronald Reagan. Or whatever.

Marsha Blackburn...you are my ticket to Dashcon...

Be warned...

[devotionwithoutname]

i’m tipsy and i need vessel to baby me and call me silly

[tipsys]

closed for @deadfaiths

he can still hear the way their raised tones sounded between his pulse's thumping in his ears, the aggressive words that were volleyed back and forth between them, the unresolved tension in the car ride, and the awkward goodbye as he dropped her back at her place. the two best friends hadn't spoken more than a social media story interaction since then, and quite frankly, he was losing his mind. spinning those conclusions she'd thrown at him, those things all of his thoughts & feelings could mean, over and over. the designer didn't think he could keep doing it anymore while still making healthy decisions. it's why he's arriving tonight without word, using his key to enter-- rationalizing it in his mind as tonight was the night of the week they always did something. was betting on having known the woman well enough for her to not have penned in a new activity for tonight. it's why he has a bag of takeout in one hand & a case of hard seltzers in the other. follows a familiar path to her living room, and while there is a pang in his chest when his eyes land on her, nothing is said. kristiano simply sits on the couch beside her, ample space given between them. starts unpacking the bag onto the coffee table, the food placed before her is what finally gets him talking. "your week to pick--- got your favorite."

[scary-anon]

boo!

its been.. a long time

~💛

Hey Hon! Yeah it’s been. Forever😅

[raphaelshalo]

lucifer’s birthday asmr for those who gaf

part 1 - after the party

part 2 - a special present

part 3 - turning the tables

part 4 - beyond the stay

[bittersweetresilience]

POV scrolling courtland gentry tag: ah yes. the x readers. the coltlandgentries. and bittersweetresilience with the 3 mile long character study webweaves

[urlranpo]

OKAY TRUST ME ON THIS, IVE HAD THIS THOUGHT FOR A WHILE

SO, a little bit ago there was this writing “trend” well, no trend really but, a lot of people were hopping on that pocket pussy trend where characters would have these like small devices and the one who owned the orifice  could feel it too

and I kid you not when I saw what Ivan (from Yomi no Tsugai) could do I was screaming, I was like HIMM, HEE COULD DO THAT, HE SEEMS LIKE THE TYPE TO DO THAT. Pocket a little bit of his lover and go on about his day like 🥹

Do you see it, DO YOU SEE THE VISION??

- 🐀

O.O

I'm just gonna tell you now, he would ABSOLUTELY ABUSE THE HELL OUT OF IT.

Anytime, anyplace, you're not safe from this man's whim. And he'll use any excuse to use his new favorite toy. He's going on a mission, and he needs to relieve a little tension while he's gone? Ivan is gonna go multiple rounds, knowing damn well you're busy. Just feels like being an ass who is in the mood to tease you? He'll pull the pocket pussy right in front of you despite you begging him to show you mercy. He thinks it's adorable you're mad at him because he's having more fun with the toy that abuses you, than actually coming over to fuck you face to face.

I have seen the vision