ok i wanted to send that normal ask first before i send the horny one 😫 what are oyabun gojo + secretary reader and oyabun geto + garuda’s angels reader’s sex lives like LMAO sorry if this question is absurd but curiosity killed the cat 😫😫😫
THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGHHBYNSJENFN no i completely get u this is the story of my life 😭😭 icbbbb. love this question lemme get into ittttt
oyabun gojo & secretary reader:
actual fawking crazy asses 😭 certified freaks seven days a WEEK! they match each other’s freaks allll the time
satoru has rlly high libido especially cos secretary!reader is a FOINEEEE piece of ass (think slightly slutty yet sophisticated office siren… yeah). and like secretary!reader could breathe and satoru would get hard. he’s always like IMMA EAT IT AAAAAHHHHH and PLEASE LET ME HITTTTT 🥺🙏🏽
on the other hand secretary!reader doesn’t have a high sex drive and doesn’t initiate things too often but when they Do, they’re kinda cunning about it. and they like to put satoru in Situations lmfaoojtmsjrbsk
satoru’s typically a submissive top and secretary!reader usually takes the lead/doms from the bottom or the top. secretary!reader goads & taunts satoru, praises and degrades him too, and he’ll just drool like a dog. he’s very eager to please secretary!reader. a little too eager actually, to the point that he can sometimes throw secretary!reader off their game a bit and secretary!reader fumbles to get control back. sometimes they can’t tho, like when he’s in unstoppable force mode
they’re also the type of couple to have conversations and make jokes during sex. like their banter goes crazy in any situation and it’s always rlly entertaining, but it’s Extra entertaining when they’re getting freaky. they’ve had to stop multiple times cos one or both of them starts laughing and the rhythm briefly gets ruined LMAO
they’re both exhibitionists, are fans of pegging (tehe) and shibari (SATORU ROPE BUNNYYYY), impact play, secretary!reader likes gagging satoru w/ their own underwear, etc… they’re very kinky and have tried lotsssss of shit. also they’ve fucked in satoru’s office 1648283 times
oyabun geto & garuda’s angels reader:
also freaks!!! satoru and secretary!reader do shit that’s pretty ‘out there’, but suguru and garuda’s angels reader… whew… they’re just A Lot. y’know. yeah. neither of them have particularly high sex drives but best believe that when one of them is in the mood, the other isn’t far behind them LMAO
THOUGH the easiest way for reader to get suguru in the mood is to see reader ride their motorcycle. even seeing them sit on it gets suguru a lil hot and bothered… he’s always like whewwww i need a fan rn 😪😪 seeing them ditch their leather jacket and dress up all elegant also gets him goingggg
they draw out foreplay for long periods of time to build tension and desire… makes things very sensual and heightens each moment of intimacy. whenever they have sex it’s really intense for those exact reasons and the come-down feels like it takes forever. they go multiple rounds like there’s no tomorrowwww
suguru’s a switch. he does like to take the lead when he can, but he has no issue with sitting back and letting reader take the reigns and/or have their way with him. reader’s a true switch and doesn’t mind either way tbh. their ‘role’ in their sexual dynamic depends on the situation and whatnot 🙂↕️
they really enjoy getting high asf and having sex while blasted, they also like drunk sex but for them high sex >>> drunk sex, sensory deprivation is a big thing for them cos they both enjoy any form of it a lotttt, somnophilia, reader likes cockwarming suguru while he handles paperwork, suguru doesn’t mind getting off as long as reader gets off; he finds pleasure in personally unraveling them while lavishing them in heavy praise or letting them take their pleasure
