#my hphm stuff

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I’m dying at your jealous Charlie bc I just imagine his family takes that as their cue to try to whisk mc away at any moment. She come to visit the burrow and charlie keeps trying to hang out with her but then Molly is sitting her down at the table to eat and and then Percy is asking her about some books and Ron wants to play with her and even little Ginny comes up asking to be held. Charlie’s like wow even you Ginny how could you. She sticks her tongue out at him bc she’s a little shit lmao

it aint easy being Charlie

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Ok but Bill and Charlie in flower crowns, imagine

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never trust anyone.

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ok but hc that when tonks suggested bring penny to scare the red cap cause she was pretty charlie responded with “well if MC didn’t scare it then i don’t think anyone else can”

Hc that Jay is the type to realize much, much later

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OK BUT IMAGINE MAGICAL KISS CAMS AT QUIDDICH MATCHES

McNully saw the opportunity to tease his old school mates while the match had bit of a quiet down time.

"There may be young love in the air -" Murphy McNully's voice boasted through the audio system. The cameras had zoomed into a pink haired witch, who blinked once, not twice before sloppily kissing the half empty beer cup .

"One true love!"

Tonks took the cup to her lips and emptied it in one go.

The crowd witnessed her burp loud and clear, even if the people on screen didn't have any microphones.

"I take that one back. It's clear this is some form of toxic form."

The picture zoomed out a little, looking for the next victim.

"Is there a possibility we will get some real, wholesome kisses on this KISS CAM?"

He watched as his old friends shifted in their chairs.

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I can honestly imagine Felix trying to constantly (and discretely) one-up Chester but bam! the boi just comes in like a wrecking ball and slams all expectations out of the ball park And it still doesn’t even look like he’s trying

It aint easy being Felix, either.

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Idk man... some Charlie / Talbott rivalry would be great! ;D

Worst way to compete is the one where you win with least effort - like being liked by cats.

Vader the owl is originally a cat. So of course, she's not too interested in people who'd like to get to know her.

I wonder if Charlie's more of a dog or cat person.

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I will give you my first born if you draw charlie and barnaby trying to coax a traumatised jay from their room (in response to snapes 'detention')