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âYou really canât tell?â
Fred Weasley x Ronâs best friend
Summery| Fred Weasley has a huge crush on his brotherâs best friend, but sheâs completely oblivious. Between teasing her about her handwriting, stealing her food, and randomly braiding her hair, Fred thinks heâs flirting â she just thinks heâs annoying
Tropes|best friends brother|teasing|slow burn ish| Friends to lovers ïżŒ
Ps-can you tell Iâm going through my drafts?
Five More MinutesÂ
đ Fred Weasley x Reader
đMDNI: Sleepy grinding/dry humping smut, clingy!Fred, playful and needy vibesÂ
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Morning at the Burrow never comes quietly, but today itâs muffled â distant clatter from the kitchen, someone laughing downstairs, the faint smell of toast drifting up through the crooked house.
Fred doesnât move.
Heâs wrapped around you like he fell asleep mid-cuddle and never bothered to let go, one arm heavy across your waist, face tucked into the crook of your neck. His hair is a mess against your cheek, warm breath ghosting over your skin.
You shift slightly, testing the stiffness in your shoulder.
His grip tightens instantly.
âMânot awake,â he mumbles, voice rough with sleep. âGo back to sleep.â
âYouâre crushing me.â
âWorth it.â
You huff a quiet laugh, but you settle again, sinking back into the mattress. He makes a satisfied little sound, something soft and pleased, and noses closer like youâre the pillow he actually wanted all along.
Thereâs a pause.
Then you feel it â the slow, absentminded way his hips shift forward, pressing closer, like heâs chasing warmth without even realizing it. Not purposeful. Not calculated. Just sleepy instinct.
âFred,â you whisper.
âMmm?â
âYouâre doing that thing again.â
He goes very still for half a second.
Then, instead of moving away, he drags you closer, leg hooking over yours to keep you pinned there, a lazy grin audible in his voice even with his face still buried in your neck.
âNot awake,â he repeats.
âYou are absolutely awake.â
His nose brushes your jaw, lips ghosting the sensitive spot just beneath your ear. âDonât sound very upset about it.â
Youâre not. Not when his hands are wandering now, slow and warm, tracing the line of your waist under the blankets, pulling you flush against him like he canât stand even an inch of space.
Itâs unhurried. Uncoordinated. Soft in that way that only happens when neither of you has fully woken up yet.
Fred hums quietly, pressing a drowsy kiss to your shoulder.
âMissed you,â he murmurs, like he only just realized it.
You turn your head, catching his mouth in a sleepy kiss â slow, messy, all soft lips and warm breath. He smiles into it, hand sliding up your back to hold you there.
âFive more minutes,â he whispers against your lips.
He absolutely does not mean sleep.
Fredâs grin is pure mischief, even half-hidden in your neck.
âWhat?â he murmurs, feeling the look you're absolutely giving him, and his hips give another slow roll that makes your breath catch. âWeâre just ⊠cuddling.â
The lie is so lazy it almost counts as honesty.
You feel himâthe unmistakable press of him, hot and insistent through thin sleep-shortsârocking right against the damp heat of your core. Each lazy rut is unhurried, like heâs savoring every inch of friction, like heâs determined to stay in that hazy place between dream and waking where everything feels too good to stop.
Your fingers find his hair, carding through the soft red mess. âFred.â
He answers with a drowsy hum, feigning innocence while his palm slides up, warm and sure, under your shirt. He cups your breast, thumb brushing over a sensitive peak, and the sleepy smirk against your throat widens when you gasp.
âStill not doing anything,â he mutters, mouth dragging along your pulse point. The words vibrate over your skin; the next roll of his hips is slower, deeper, dragging a low whine from your chest.
âLiar.â
âMm-hmm.â He pinches lightly, lips curving when you arch into his hand. âShouldnât start name-calling this early, love. Bad manners.â
You try to shiftâeither away from the teasing or closer to the heat, youâre not sureâbut the leg heâs hitched between yours holds you in place, forcing every subtle move to translate into more friction. His next thrust is a little harder, still measured, but need is bleeding through the syrupy pace.
âFredââ
âJust helping us wake up.â Another lazy rut that makes your thighs tremble. âFeels nice, yeah?â
It does. Too nice. The room is still dim, quilts twisted around your bodies, and each grind lights sparks low in your belly. He cups you more firmly, thumb circling, hips finding an easy rhythm that turns the world into slow, warm pulses of want.
âYou gonna let me?â he whispers, finally lifting his headâsleep-ruffled hair, half-lidded eyes, that crooked morning grin. âLet me start your day off right?â
You nod, already breathless.
âGood girl.â His praise is soft, reverentâand the next roll of his hips makes it impossible to keep quiet. Your hand fists in the back of his shirt; his answering groan is pure satisfaction.
He keeps it gentle but relentless: palm kneading your breast, mouth scattering open-mouthed kisses along your jaw, hips rocking until youâre melting against him, every sleepy thrust dragging you closer to the edge. Outside the room, the Burrow creaks awake, but in Fredâs bed the morning belongs only to the two of youâwarm fists of sheet, tangled legs, and the steady, needy push of his body into yours like he never plans to let you leave.
Breakfast can wait.
His hand leaves your chest only long enough to tug your sleepâshorts asideâjust enough for skin to meet slick heat. The sound he makes is half-groan, half-laugh, all morning-drunk greed.
âMerlin, youâre warm,â he murmurs, rocking forward again so bare, silky friction glides exactly where you both need it. Nothing rushedâjust that steady, delicious slide that turns every breath into a shaky little gasp.
You clutch the back of his neck, nails grazing sleep-warm skin. âFredâŠâ
âI know.â He noses along your cheek, lips brushing your ear. âFeels good, yeah? Give me a minute.â A lazy thrust punctuates the promise, dragging a moan from both of you. âMaybe two.â
A shiver ripples through you when his fingers find your nipple again, rolling gently while his hips keep that slow, rolling push-pull. Each grind sends sparks spiraling low in your belly; each pass of his thumb steals a sharper sound from your throat. Fred laps it up, humming pleased approval, mouth curving against your skin.
âThatâs it, sweetheartâthere you go.â The praise is husky, slurred with sleep and need. âKnew youâd be this soft for me.â
Your hips answer on instinct, meeting the next rut. The heat coils tight, and Fredâs rhythm faltersâjust a stutterâbefore he catches it and groans, forehead pressing to yours.
âGonna make me embarrass myself,â he breathes, grinning even as his eyes flutter shut. âCanât be blamed, though⊠look at you.â
He shifts, hiking your leg higher over his thigh; the angle hits perfectlyâpressure sharp, perfect, again, again. Your fingers dig into his shoulders, a soft cry spilled against his mouth. Fredâs breath hitches, the smirk wiped clean by raw need.
âCome for me,â he whispers, voice frayed. âCâmon, let me feel you.â
Two more rolls of his hips, thumb brushing that aching spot just right, and heat snapsâwhite, sweet, slow-building pleasure washing through you in waves. You clutch him tight as tremors ripple, breath catching on his name. Fredâs curse is a broken rasp; he grinds through your aftershocks, hips stuttering until he follows you over the edge, burying a groan in your shoulder as he shakes apart.
Silence settlesâonly the soft crackle of the Burrowâs pipes and both your uneven breaths.
Fred noses your temple, lips ghosting a smile. âBest alarm clock Iâve ever had.â
You huff a laugh, boneless and warm, letting him pull you deeper beneath the covers. His arms band around you, greedy even sated.
âFive more minutes?â you mumble.
His chuckle rumbles against your chest. âWeâll make it ten. Mum can live without us a little longer.â
Outside, the day begins, but inside the tangle of quilts and freckled arms, itâs all slow heartbeat, shared heat, and the lazy promise of whatever mischief Fred dreams up next.
hey guys fred weasley throwing my legs over his shoulders and fucks me so good he canât help but laugh at the puddle i am before him hi
Wicked
Pairing: Fred Weasley x reader
Word count:1149
Harry Potter Masterlist | request (send requests, I will gladly answer them all)
Warnings: Smut (18+), oral (f receiving), teasing, dirty talk, pet names, established relationship, aftercare, fluff
Fred Weasley had a gift for many things,blowing things up, bending rules, getting out of trouble with a grin,but making you completely lose your mind mightâve been his most potent magic.
You were tucked up in his room at the Burrow,summer air warm, windows cracked open, and the low sound of enchanted wireless humming lazily from the corner. Youâd stolen one of his shirts again, the old one from the shop with the neckline stretched and sleeves too big, hanging off your shoulder just enough to drive him mad.
He was watching you from the foot of the bed, eyes raking over your body like he hadnât just had you the night before. Or the morning before that. Or up against the bathroom sink not twelve hours ago.
You peeked over the top of your book, trying not to smirk.
âYouâre staring.â
Fred didnât deny it. âI am. You look so good like that. All casual. Comfy. Completely fuckable.â
You snorted, but your thighs pressed together.
âBit needy today, arenât you?â
He tilted his head, grin wolfish. âYou calling me needy? You, who literally screamed my name loud enough last night I think the ghoul in the attic clapped for us?â
You laughed, and that laugh earned a low growl from him. He moved, slow and controlled, like a lion stalking prey,crawling up the bed until he was hovering above you, nose brushing your cheek.
âYou calling me needyâŠâ he whispered, dragging his lips across your jaw, ââŠwhile youâre sitting here, soaking through my shirt with your thighs clenched and pretending you donât want me to ruin you.â
Your breath hitched. âFredââ
âLet me eat you out, Y/N.â
â...what?â
He grinned. âYou heard me.â
âYeah, I justâno foreplay? No kissing? Noââ
Fredâs hands were already sliding down your body. âBaby, weâve been doing foreplay since the minute I saw you in my shirt. Iâve been suffering.â
He kissed down your neck, hands lifting the hem of the oversized tee until it bunched at your waist.
âI need you on your back. Legs over my shoulders. Right fucking now.â
Youâd never obeyed so quickly in your life.
He slid your underwear down slowly, teasingly, sucking a kiss to your thigh as he settled between them.
âLook at this,â he said, voice in awe. âYouâre already soaked. Merlinâs tits, love.â
You opened your mouth to snap at him,but then his tongue flattened against your clit, and all that came out was a moan so loud it echoed.
Fred groaned, latching on like he was starving. His tongue circled and licked, slow at first, building gradually, fingers digging into your hips like he was holding onto the last threads of control.
He loved eating you out. It was one of his favorite hobbies,up there with Quidditch and annoying Filch.
And he was good at it. Filthy. Passionate. Worshipful.
âFuck, Fredâpleaseââ
His fingers slid inside you just as his mouth closed around your clit again, and your back arched off the bed.
âThatâs it, darling,â he murmured against you. âLet me hear you.â
Your fingers tangled in his hair, tugging as you whined, thighs shaking. He didnât stop. Didnât even pause.
âOhâfuckâIâm gonnaâFredâfuckââ
You came hard, grinding into his mouth, eyes screwed shut, legs trembling on either side of his head.
He moaned like he loved it,like tasting you was the highlight of his entire day.
And when he finally looked up, face soaked and smug, you were a breathless, blissed-out mess.
âYou good?â he asked, voice hoarse.
You blinked at him. âI canât feel my legs.â
He laughed so hard he had to lean on the bed for balance. âHoly fuck, Y/N. Youâre literally a puddle.â
âShut up.â
âNo, really. Youâre likeâdripping. If you die, Iâm blaming that book you ignored me for.â
You threw a pillow at him. He caught it with one hand and tossed it aside.
Then he was back on you,pulling off the rest of his clothes, lifting your hips like you weighed nothing.
âYou think weâre done?â he teased.
You squeaked when he spread your legs and lined himself up. âIâFredâwaitââ
âJust a little more,â he whispered, kissing your cheek. âIâll go slow.â
But he didnât. Not really.
Because the moment he sank into you, tight and warm and still twitching from your orgasm, his control shattered.
He groaned like you were the best feeling heâd ever known. âFuckâfuckâyouâre squeezing me so tightâhow are you this perfect?â
You gasped, hands gripping his shoulders. âYouâre huge, Fredâoh my godââ
His pace started steady, but it didnât stay that way.
Every time he pulled out and pushed back in, he went deeper. Harder. Faster.
Your legs instinctively locked around his shoulders again, heels digging into his back as he slammed into you over and over.
Your moans were shameless now,raw and honest and wrecked.
Fred leaned down, face close to yours, grinning like heâd just discovered treasure.
âYou love it,â he panted. âBeing fucked like this. All stretched out and cock-drunk for me.â
You nodded helplessly, tears in your eyes from how good it felt.
âSay it,â he demanded, breath hot on your lips. âTell me you love it.â
âI love itâI love it, Fred, pleaseââ
âPlease what, baby?â
âDonât stop.â
âNever.â
His hand reached between you, fingers finding your clit again. Your body jolted at the stimulation, already too much and somehow not enough.
âYou gonna come again for me?â he whispered, kissing your temple.
You nodded desperately. âY-yeahâyes, fuck, pleaseââ
âGood girl.â
That pushed you right over the edge.
You shattered beneath him with a scream, body spasming, stars bursting behind your eyes. Your walls clenched so tight around him, it pulled his orgasm out of him seconds later.
âShitâY/Nââ
He buried himself deep, groaning your name like a prayer as he came hard inside you.
It was messy. Intense. Fucking glorious.
When he finally collapsed beside you, both of you breathless and sweaty and clinging to each other, the room was dead silent except for the ragged sounds of your breathing.
Then, softly:
âStill mad I interrupted your reading?â
You snorted into his chest. âI donât even remember what the book was about.â
Fred chuckled, pulling you into his arms and kissing your forehead. âExactly.â
You both laid there for a moment, tangled in sheets and limbs and sweat, before he grabbed his wand and muttered a quick cleaning spell with a flick.
You sighed. âThatâs cheating.â
He smirked. âThatâs magic.â
A beat passed. Then, softly, Fred looked down at you.
âYâknow I love you, right?â
You blinked. Heat rose to your cheeks. âWhat?â
He smiled. No teasing. No joke. Just Fred,completely sincere.
âI love you, Y/N. Like... all the time. Even when youâre ignoring me for books.â
You cupped his cheek. âI love you too.â
His grin widened. âEven when I turn you into a puddle?â
You rolled your eyes and kissed him again.
âEspecially then.â
HARRY POTTER FIC REC
Include: Harry , Ron , Fred , George , Oliver , Neville and Cedric
Pains and Promises
Summary: Fred Weasley x slytherin!reader -> A rivalry that has been going on for four years suddenly begins to change when you help Fred's little sister.
Disclaimer: Mentions of periods and womanhood. Rivals to friends to lovers, little bit of pining, Arthur loving muggles, jealousy, 'she's not you' trope, oblivious idiots.
It had all started when the youngest Weasley started school.Â
You were in your fourth year at the time, along with Fred and George â the Twin set of Weasleyâs that caused more trouble for McGonnagall since the Marauders. And, even if you hadnât been in their opposing House, you had a strong feeling your relationship with them would have been the same.Â
Pure annoyance turned to loathing.Â
Mostly the loathing was left for the eldest of the two. Fred Weasley. Heâd been the bane of your existence since First year. He was disruptive, rude, loud and just plain annoying.Â
Though you couldnât say the same for their youngest and only sister, Ginny.Â
âStop!â You shouted to the three girls running through the hallways when they should have been inside their study groups at the library.Â
The three girls stopped and turned around quickly as you approached. âDonât you know youâre not supposed to run through the hallways-â
Please can we get a protective Fred Weasley??? Like maybe somebody hits on you and he goes boyfriend mode because heâs like six foot four and muscly AF?
She Said No
(Protective!Fred Weasley x reader)
âWhen a guy at the Three Broomsticks wonât take the hint, Fred makes sure to clarify that youâre not available. Of course, this is done with fists.â
wrong twin - fred weasley
not a random boy au summary: for a long, gruelling minute, angelina is under the impression that her best friend has a crush on her boyfriend. but no, that's the wrong twin. wc: 1.3k+
At first, Angelina thinks you have a crush on her boyfriend.
It starts one day over the summer before your last year at hogwarts. Youâre spending the day at hers, and after exhausting hours spent at the pool, committed to the summer tan you wanted oh so badly, youâve both approached the hour of lazying around after a long, tiring shower. You'd taken to the carpeted floor of Angelina's bedroom, slumping down on a soft pillow, hair still damp, now laying in your pyjamas. Angelina is replying to a letter from George while you flick through a quidditch magazine.
âHey, want to be in this photo?â Angelina asks, pulling out her polaroid camera from a drawer by her bed. âTo George?â Angelina nods and you shrug yes, straightening up and turning to face the camera that she turns to face the pair of you. You smile casually in the photo intended for your friend, turning back to the magazine as Angelina rewatches the photo playback. She smiles softly âWe look cute in that.â
âThen keep it. The man doesnât deserve it.â
Angelina laughs. Nothing is suspicious to her at this point â obviously. But a few days later, you see another letter addressed to Angelina from Fred and George, and the instant she pulls out her camera, youâre fluffing up your hair and turning your shoulder to the camera cutely as you lean in closer to Angelina, perfectly smiling for the camera. Your best friend doesnât comment on your sudden change in behaviour, but she furrows her brows as she watches the moving image appear on the sheet of plastic after you've taken the photo.
You take a peek over her shoulder, asking âWait, do I look good?â and thatâs when Angelina feels her heart drop. She turns the photo towards you, and you nod in approval. Angelina shoots you a blank stare before turning her gaze back to the image, noting the way you press yourself against her in the image, hands gently placed on Angelinaâs arm, looking into the camera with an angelic gleam in your eyes, smile on full display.
Angelina swears to herself that if she finds out youâre doing all that for her boyfriend, sheâs going to pounce on you. But for now, she gives you the benefit of the doubt, because after all, youâve been her best friend for six years, and she might as well just be imagining things. So Angelina clears her throat and attaches the image to the letter before folding it into an envelope and sending it off.
âTheyâre inviting us to the Burrow tomorrow for a lake day.â You jerk forward at Angelinaâs statement, grimacing as you echo âTomorrow!? Ugh, that means I need to shave tonight.â Angelina glances down at your exposed legs, shrugging at the short hairs decorating your skin. âYou know Fred and George donât care about that stuff.â
She sees you becoming flustered, averting your eyes from hers as you chew on your bottom lip. âYeah, but â I donât know.â
Three months ago, you wouldnât have cared if the hairs on your legs were fully grown before wearing shorts around the twins. Angelina bites her tongue, nostrils flaring as she thinks of a method to find out if you actually like her boyfriend or not, otherwise sheâll drive herself crazy.
âYeah, I get it. I mean, I want to impress George even though he doesnât mind my body hair. Even down - you know where.â
You laugh loudly, digging your face into one of Angelinaâs pillows as you yell âAngie! Gross!â
âOh please, youâve never complained about the details of my sex life before!â
âYes I have! Doesnât mean I donât want to keep hearing them though. Keep them coming. Please.â
Obviously, you and Angelina agree to meet up before going over to the Burrow, despite her conflicting feelings. But at least it means that when you floo over there, she gets to witness your exact reaction to seeing her boyfriend, and she can decide on whether to jump you or not. While she gives George a long hug, Angelina misses the excited smile you shoot Fred, whoâs still halfway across the living room. She pulls away from George, watching as you loosely hug him, keeping your hands respectfully on his shoulders. Thereâs a lot of space between your bodies, and your casual âheyâ confuses Angelina, especially when one of your hands pats his shoulder in an almost brotherly manner.
Was she imagining things this whole time?
But then she sees the way your make eye contact with Fred, and notices the way your eyes light up as he comes closer to you, arms extended for a hug. You press yourself onto your tippy toes as you drape your arms over Fredâs shoulders, face digging into the crook of his neck. Fredâs arms are tight around your waist, his hands placed on your back, bodies pressed snugly against each other. You sway a little in the hug, and when you pull away, a smile still lingers on your lips.
Angelina internally scolds herself, arms hanging loosely by her sides, because how did she not notice?
Angelina canât help the wide smile from making its way onto her face â both in joy that you donât have a crush on her boyfriend and in utter disbelief. Itâs so obvious. She clears her throat in a poor attempt to recompose herself as Fred gives her a quick side hug, but youâve seen the look on her face. You know she knows.
âI canât believe you didnât tell me.â She whispers to you on the way out of the house, and you shrug, cheeks tight with the smile thatâs on your face. God, you missed Fred so much. âIâve been dropping hints to you for a month now.â And, she canât exactly argue with you, because when she looks at things retrospectively, even your small actions from the past two days make sense. Like the way you didnât care about how you looked in an image just to George but posed like a model in one she sent to the twins â to Fred.
Angelina speeds her pace up, skipping to her boyfriend joyously and coincidentally, Fred slows his down so he can walk with you towards the lake. âItâs good to see you.â Fred says with a smile, looking down at you.
âYeah, you too. Two weeks of summer without your pretty face around was a mistake.â Fred laughs, bumping his shoulder with yours.
You drop your bag on the floor alongside where Angelina and George have laid their things out, sliding your feet out of your flip flops. âWe can put the blanket out,â Angelina starts, raising a hand up to her eyes to protect them from the sun. âYou guys go test the water or something.â
âUh, what if I want to go test the water?â You ask, but Angelina rolls her eyes, tossing the big beach mat at you, and you manage to catch it despite your eyes being glued to a now shirtless Fred Weasley. You huff in mock annoyance but begin helping her out anyway, sitting down on the mat in triumph as you strip off your top. Angelina moves to stand in front of you, hands on her hips, eyes squinted at you in battle with the sun.
âYou know, for a second there, I thought you had a crush on George.â
You snort out a graceless laugh, leaning back on your elbows as you loosely shrug your shoulders. âThat explains why you were being a bitch.â
Angelina laughs, joining you on the mat. She observes George, biting the inside of her cheek as she internally scolds herself again. Why on earth would you have a crush on her boyfriend? âYeah I was, wasnât I? Whatever. You do know Iâm going to try setting you guys up now, right?â
âUh, don't insult me like that. I donât need help with men. Give me two days and he'll be on his knees for me.â
âSorry, remind me how long you've liked him for?â
Angelinaâs question earns her a side eye.