Okay hear me out-
Why has no one written story feat. a Plague Doctor Vampire? A vampire who could detect what disease plagued (hehe) their patients via the taste of their blood and doesn’t have to use leeches for blood-letting because- well.
Would it be top-quality blood? No, but no one would be any the wiser if patients were being cured and looking slightly more anemic than usual, right?
Just saying, it's the perfect cover
I'm gonna have to write this aren't I?













