#my morons

[jackqueenking]

also can we talk about the fact that alphys' handwriting is Unintelligible & mettaton can't fucking spell. why were they made for each other.

[notscarsafe]

Hermits are the most loveable of all idiots

[tinystrawberryshifter]

Tiktok is trash but I had to do this after hearing this sound-

[cliopadra]

Guess who finished the last exam of the semester and now has time to F̜͇̠̦͇̯͆̆͝A̶̢͖͚̜̐̈́͆ͯͅN̨̊̇̇ͬ͠͏͖̱̣̻̣͉Ȧ̴̦̙̲̱̬͎̼ͦͪ͒͊̒ͭ̽̕͢Ŕ̸̺̺͍̖̠͐͆ͦT̡̳̳̻̪̻̠̅͌̊͒ͯ͒͐̒

[minecraftgender]

tytus tries to ask korvus to date him but theyre both too awkward so the convo goes something like this:

"hey, listen. i think we need to define what we are. i don't care what, whether its being- together or uh, friends who- um"

"friends with benefits?"

"yeah. um. so. whatever you want."

"i mean we're already friends. uh- shit i uh, yeah we- friends"

"right. yeah, ok. friends with. benefits."

and theyre both thinking 'fuck i shouldve told him i want to date. fuck. too late now. guess we're just friends"

[olivierperrier]

{ ooc: merc and memphis every morning😂🥰. They literally boosh each other out of the way bc only ONE can be cuddled at a time. Brotherly love}

[teeabee]

friedeggpajamas pointed out that the grand Budapest hotel is p much a bisexual!Cato & Noah AU and now I cannot unsee