Mar 15
"Swan? I seem to recall you mentioning that stabbing people is illegal in your world?"
"Oh for god's sake, not this again, Killian! Bashing each other with improbably shaped foam weapons at a comic convention is--"
"--I was not referring to the 'LARPers', Swan. Though I still do not understand--"
"--No, we are not having this conversation again!" A sigh. "...What are you referring to, Killian? Do I even want to know?"
"There... seems to be a... parade?"
"...A parade?"
"Yes, Swan. A parade."
"...and this has what to do with stabbing people, exactly?"
"I was rather hoping that you would know the answer to that, Swan. Seeing as you refuse to let me--"
"--oh, goddamnit. It's the 15th, isn't it?"