Dark x Ivory :^)
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General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs (lmao I dont understand the rates but hell yeah i love)
How long will they last? - They have ups and downs but they persevere, so until the very end?? Maybe even almost??? wh ee zes
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Not at first sight or right away, but a good while of talking and meeting with one another
How was their first kiss? - Sweetness tinged with subtle darkness, glittering with blooming emotions, like the stars above them in the midnight hour. Addicting for Ivory who wanted more, Dark obliged without a complaint for while it was innocent requests, chaste and pure, he found himself drawn in as well; a cure to his self malady. Her.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - I guess technically Ivory :v As she was talking about the mating/mark thing with Amy but Dark was the one who proposed the actual question of wanting to do this. In an ACTUAL wedding, which is very laughable bc dark adkfjg, but hrm, probably Ivory. She wouldn’t understand and wouldn’t care about the ‘right way’ to do it. She’d be happy to just express her love in another way.
Who is the best man/men? - Probably Oren for Dark or just random shadow people/demon nbd lets scare the wedding party
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Maid of honor would be Ebony, and Onyx and Natalia would be bridesmaids (though lbr, Ivory would want everyone to be included but knowing Dark it would be smol so)
Who did the most planning? - Ivory
Who stressed the most? - Dark adfkljhgfdkjg
How fancy was the ceremony? - Kind of fancy, moreso on the weird side because demons and weapons :V It would have to be outside, with low lights so maybe string lights with a soft glow and a few candles here and there. Maybe they went to Mitis Forest by the ruins. (in a modern AU, probably the same thing but in a broken/abandoned church?? idk they’re both not the most religious people)Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Mundus 8||
Sex:
Who is on top? - Dark
Who is the one to instigate things? - Dark usually, but Ivory will unknowingly do it too adklfjh
How healthy is their sex life? - Pretty healthyBarely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys(/shadow tendrils) | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - 30 mins to an hour, depends??
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Dark will, Ivory doesn’t truly get it but she tries too
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it. (IM LAugiNG THEY’RE SO ROUGH HOW IS SHE NOT GOING HOME WITH A BROKEN WRIST OR HIP...well i kinda know but sTILL omfG )
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - little shadow demon pistols hfdlkjgadjg....Probably none?? Or maybe the two that were discussed a time ago hhh.
How many children will they adopt? - None
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Ivory
Who is the stricter parent? - Dark
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Ivory
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Ivory
Who is the more loved parent? - Ivory (but Dark when his back is turned tbh, the tsun is strong in the kids)
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Ivory
Who cried the most at graduation? - Ivory def omfg
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Dark and by bail, its using shadow teleportation or via busting the walls open. dark why.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Ivory
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Dark
Who does the grocery shopping? - They both do it
How often do they bake desserts? - Every chance they get, esp Ivory
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat eaters
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Ivory but she does it enough Dark knows when, so he’ll try with takeout and surprise her
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Both (its amazing guessing who burned the dinner this time)
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Both djgkdj
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - No one, maybe Dark?
Who is really against chores? - Ivory
Who cleans up after the pets? - Ivory
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Dark
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - None? Maybe Dark if there’s some blood where it shouldn’t be??
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Ivory
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Dark
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Ivory
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Pretty often, Ivory loves to decorate for these events
What are their goals for the relationship? - To love and grow with each other? Help one another change for the better? dkjfg
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Ivory, maybe Dark too if he feels like pretending to sleep or is bored enough to
Who plays the most pranks? - Dark, but Ivory is getting into it more so she’ll join in with him or on her own against him at times