Jul 2, 2012
"You know, I've been thinking," came Tahno's confident voice as he lounged against the couch. "It's a bit unfair to me to keep my perfection away from you, don't you think? So, I've come up with yet another fantastic idea. Can I do you the honor of marrying you?"
casually loses all ability to function
(YES. IT IS VERY UNFAIR. WE SHOULD GET MARRIED.
YES WE CAN. HOLY CRAP YES. PLEASE.)