#my twisted mind

[the-muppet-joker]

By the way it was never Gen Z trying to cancel Eminem. It was always just me. I dont care what he did or didn't do. It doesnt matter. Im going to cancel Eminem all by myself. Watch your fucking back, Enimen. Your greatest enemy just gave up on Mercy

[de-activated-offical]

The reason babies open their mouths when you say, "here comes the airplane," is because all humans are born with the innate desire to consume metal.

[quiggyballs]

lethargic green alien girl halfheartedly blasting you with her hot pink raygun but she clearly isnt even pretending to aim. and instead of disintegrating into ash everything it hits turns into piles of glitter

[mumus-candied-bonezzz]

Can you hold me while I 0d in your arms? Doesn't that sound so romantic and intimate?

[2many-art]

Story in 4 times

Originally for my patreon, for the suggestion “maid Malleus & butler Lilia”

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[aurora-eos]

Libraries are really important and checking out their books is also important so they can get funding but also checking out library books with executive dysfunction and memory problems is uh…an issue. How do I return books when I can’t even remember where they are or when they’re due?

So I mostly just read at the library. Sorry librarians.

[gardengnosticator]

mel is sleeping over and theyre having girl talk and by that metric it means santos is playing one never ending round of 20 questions trying to find out everything she can about mel. past crushes, any crushes? no wet dreams? no wild fantasies? crass shit and mel is answering whole heartedly and honestly as she thinks she should and santos is like “you’ve never thought about strapping someone?” and mel shrugs all “well it would be silly right it’s not like you can feel it and i bet it would look silly on me” and trinity santos will not stand for that and basically insists mel tries on her harness.

cut to mel stripping down to her boxers and pyjama shirt eyes closed tight because she’s so embarrassed with santos on her knees in front of her adjusting the straps before pulling away and telling mel to check herself out in the mirror and mel very slowly peeks one eye open and she’s so shocked by how good she looks like this weird rubber phallus should be silly but mel kinda likes how it feels, the weight the heft the way it looks on her hips. she kind of laughs at the sight at first completely forgetting that santos is down there before looking down and something about seeing santos on her knees, staring up at her with a healthy blush on her own cheeks and her shaft just inches away from her face makes mel feel all hazy and soft and maybe she reaches down to brush a hand through santos face and maybe santos thinks she should reward mel for playing along so well

[sveva90]

He looks tanned!!! Even though there's not all this sun in LA! But he must have been busy with new projects who knows where!

And him? He's just back from Abu Dhabi instead.

Next time sunscreen guys!!! She is right 😄

(My twisted mind)