Activate Deez Nuts

Is anyone else here?

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If I showed up in one of those Tumblr videos, I'd be so stoked.

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Yeah, sure, whatever. I'll pin this.

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You know this completely harmless thing? Yeah... It's kinda getting out of control... we're going to have to talk shit about you now. Gonna post it on YouTube too.

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Why would any ad make their product the villain of the ad's "story"?

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I hate it when my brain decides to pick a random instrument to latch onto for a song, because suddenly it drowns out the rest of the song.

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The author's barely disguised favorite.

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I put the run in funeral.

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Sweet dreams are made of cheese...

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They call me the character liker because I like characters.

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Young man

There is something to fear

I said, Young man, get the hell out of here

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“Do you like trains?” Fuuuuck, man, I dunno. They're alright. I mean, I guess you could say I like tra- *gets ran over*

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They NEED to expand the volume bar on a phone.

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Today is going to be my week!

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The "dentist" is a sick and evil creature created by Big Tooth Fairy to get more Teeth.

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They should turn Apollo's weakest oracle into a reaction YouTuber.

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They should give me full creative control on a random remake of a series I liked in my childhood.

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I misjudged my location on my bed and fell off my bed, but luckily my cat came over to check me so who cares?

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“I asked chatgpt-” Yeah? Well I asked my SQUIP and it said I wasn't much better than you. So.