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Is anyone else here?

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If I showed up in one of those Tumblr videos, I'd be so stoked.

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Yeah, sure, whatever. I'll pin this.

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My mom randomly texted me, "what do you know about Bendy and the Ink Machine?" And I got war flashbacks.

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The LGBTQ+ agenda? We were supposed to have one?!

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Heartbreaking: The worst person you know is actually the victim.

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Periodic reminder that horses are cool.

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My brain is pushing out nonsense like this now:

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You look related to someone! Who, you ask? Well, haha, I shan't say...

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Young man

There is nothing to fear

Young man

I will always be near

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It's quiet, but sometimes, if you listen hard enough, you can hear the whispers of voices you wish were there.

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Throwing all of my spoons at work today. You never guess what happens next.

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One thing you should know about me before you click follow is that I'm a very vindictive person. If I don’t like you I WILL laugh at your misfortune. 

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Another thing? I live for the bit.

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One thing you should know about me before you click follow is that I'm a very vindictive person. If I don’t like you I WILL laugh at your misfortune. 

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Muttered, “black bag of doom and misery,” and got a weird look from someone I didn't even know was next to me. If you need me I'll be laying in a grave.

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The "doctors hate him" meme, except him is blotted out and replaced with "this freak" and instead of some random guy it's a picture of me.

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I could use a bit of extra rest.

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A monkey paw curled somewhere...

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I could use a bit of extra rest.

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This kid requested stickers and gave me a disbelieving look when I said I didn't have any.