vampire who got turned and immediately started building their wealth so they could spend 400 years just studying and traveling. but it’s my vampire design and their autistic so they get hyper focused and forget to eat often which leads them to decaying much faster. they only realize it’s been a week and a half since they last ate bc their brain starts shutting off for hours at a time to conserve energy and they’re like “hmmm. i feel like i was stuck on this same thought experiment 3 hours ago…. huh. oh! food 😌↕️” meanwhile chunks of their skin has rotted away, they don’t have an ear anymore, fists full of their hair are scattered around and their eyesight has been getting worse for days due to the protective film they develop during the decaying process.
like baby you are sooo smart. so smart. set a timer, why do we go through this every 6 months
