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{if you send me an ask, use tone indicators} what an empty epitaph this ishttps://linktr.ee/criticaloser

[criticaloser]

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@criticaloser on everything (insta/bluesky/letterboxd/mydramalist/etc)

i post ab whatever i want

i wouldn’t say this blog is nsfw, but i’m an adult and act like it so enough said

i block as i see fit. it might be personal, it might not be

asks and dms are always open to ppl over 18 - but pls use tone indicators, esp if you’re anon or i don’t know you

i’m a leftist and my politics heavily influences the way i interact with media and the world

idc if you use my fanfic ideas to create your own, but asking first is way more appreciated than just taking it (i’ll p much always say yes, just be respectful pls) :)

important featured tags:

communing with ghost -> my writing

seance with a ghost -> answering asks

my babies -> my cats

my vampires -> me rambling ab my vamp design

crow core -> things i think are cute/pretty

dire ghost oc & nocturn ghoul oc -> ghost band ocs

od spnsona -> supernatural insert/oc (mix of both)

[criticaloser]

there really are some tropes that do not work w straight pairings for me. like everyone agrees enemies to lovers but also jester/knightxprince/king?? to me that is strictly a gay men trope, no one does that trope like us i’m sorry

[criticaloser]

once again another “weird name” tiktok came on my fyp and i can never participate bc y’all aren’t fun enough!! buncha fucking killjoys everywhere omg

[criticaloser]

so everyone is the kid of someone else. and kieran is the kid of emo vampires??? that’s so funny they really said “here damn” like they did not care ab him at ALL

[shubbabang]

[criticaloser]

i do truly love the cat lady in no im not a human. maybe it’s the voice someone gave her that just made me realize how funny she is but idk love her she’s killing it AND she gives you a cat??? id let her stay tbh

[criticaloser]

i truly do just ship the oddest pairings. like i see any two guys and go straight to ao3. my list of rarepairs does just get weirder and weirder

[handsywoman]

welcome to Pound Town population: Shane Hollander

[criticaloser]

no you’re so real for the pale man x the player, go for it /genuine

THAAAANK YOU like he literally called the player the chosen one and said he can’t help but keep coming back. idk idk idk i’ve shipped for less and this feels like peak toxic yaoi to meee

[laterkiss]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[criticaloser]

my toxic trait is i kinda ship the player in no im not human w the creepy pale one. like idk there’s like an enemies to lovers that ends in death thing going on ykwim

[criticaloser]

how hard would y’all judge if i wrote some fanfics for them tho like. would that cross a line or

[criticaloser]

my toxic trait is i kinda ship the player in no im not human w the creepy pale one. like idk there’s like an enemies to lovers that ends in death thing going on ykwim

[urie]

on pornhub searching "sex where they are kissing a lot and it looks like they both genuinely want to be there"

[artfortheages]

“Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.”

— P. T. Barnum

[despazito]

pegging clowns????

[happys-hall-of-horrible-things]

pegging hung clowns????

[elmachetecriollo]

This is why this website is worth negative money

[criticaloser]

*finds a new game i wanna watch someone play* ahhh okay perfect now just to find someone :D

youtube results:

someone i hate

someone i hate

someone idk

someone i’m hesitant ab bc of who their friends are

someone i’m hesitant ab bc of who their friends are

someone idk

someone i hate

[criticaloser]

i got my first ever mh dolls and i’m so happy they look so good. idc ab reselling as soon as i have a space for them i’m taking them outta the box and setting them up

[criticaloser]

there’s this one gay ass tumblr post from WAAAAY back in the day that whenever i remember it reorients me like if i ever doubt im gay i really just need to think ab that one and it’s like OH! no no yeah very fucking gay very mlm very homosexual i am that cartoon wolf but gay