Mar 15, 2024
Elastic Mom
Elastic Mom, stretching, flexible and dependable
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Elastic Mom
Elastic Mom, stretching, flexible and dependable
The curious and lovable WALL-E discovers a new purpose in life!
My Doppelganger
I can relate to Daria with my personality...maybe the looks too. 🤓
This is a long post. In fact, I gotta go back in time to tell this story. Picture it: Livermore wine country, like three weeks ago. @beli2belly and I are traveling through our fourth (maybe 5th) wine country in the last 12 days. We’re staying at this Harvest Host winery, so we’re sampling a wine flight. Minding our own business. This guy came off immediately as a pretentious douche-copter, before he opened his mouth. He was wearing sunglasses indoors and was using dumb words like “mouthfeel.” And when he started talking more, it got worse. First, he turns to me and says, “you remind me of someone,” leaning in WAY too close for being in a pandemic. Belinda, of course, encourages him, “oh?! Who does she remind you of?!” He looks me dead in the eye, and without a hint of irony, replies. “William Randolph Hearst.” WILLIAM. RANDOLPH. HEARST. So, I get that this haircut makes me look a little butch, and I’m ok with that. But ... damn. We manage to small-talk our way away from him, but not before he tells us several times - umnprompted - about the screenplay he’s writing, which he actually refers to as “a new Citizen Kane.” More like Citizen Lame. He also mentions more than once that he’s “celibate in the United States,” which I guess was to make us think he only likes French girls or something, but we were pretty sure it was just a way to explain why he never gets laid. Fast forward to today. Apparently this piece of shit Menk wannabe has thoughts on who I look like now, and you’ll never guess. He sends me an Instagram message telling me I look like Adam Smith, the 18th century Scottish economist who wrote “The Wealth of Nations.” I told him that he really knows how to flatter a lady; he has no idea how much ladies like it when you compare them physically to old while men! And then I blocked him, because I no longer waste my time with anyone who makes me feel anything less than AMAZING. That’s the moral of the story; some people are just trash, but you can’t let them bring you down to their (pretentious and selfish and stupid) level. The end. . #starbrightsadventure #winecountry #ontheroadagain #mydoppelganger #bucketlistadventures #adamsmith #loveyourself https://www.instagram.com/p/CMXuXm7j4wz/?igshid=1gaoatck28nrv
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