ilya struggling w/his hair bc his fav products aren't available and shane, in an effort to get his friend and (secret) boyfriend to get along, passes jj's phone number along. at first its a bit stilted but eventually the two are joking around and jj is forced to admit that he does indeed find ilya funny.
jj still gets the misguided idea that shane has an unrequited crush on ilya. he doesn't know if ilya's straight or what. so he starts to probe and ilya starts thinking jj has a crush on him.
shane nearly gets an aneurysm when ilya very sweetly and carefully goes "your friend finds me unresistable"
shane, very unsubtly, tries to ask jj if he has a crush on ilya. jj is like "capitaine, don't worry! i will get him to like you back ;)" and he had more questions but he's just happy that jj does not want his man
