When I was 19 I took an English course for foreigners in London, with people from all over the world. We read several excerpts from Dorian Gray, but when I said he and Alan were exes everyone looked at me like I was out of my mind. The teacher actually said "just because Oscar Wilde was gay it doesn't mean his characters are." I can't with cishet people sometimes, stfg.
The Straights are so bonkers















