#myownknight

[rudjedet]

myownknight replied to your post: Emojis aren’t like hieroglyphs at all and if you...

go fuck yourself?

Good guess, but “go fuck yourself” would be:

[elsewhereuniversity]

students from the Northwest often express surprise over the identical twin of the Fremont Troll that is on display behind the social work building. Students who have been there longer avoid eye contact when they say this, & make sure to drop spare change in the rusted soup can next to the statue every time they pass it. Though the smarter of students rarely walk freely around campus after dark, few are surprised to find the statue gone, with a simple BACK SHORTLY drawn carefully in the dust.

It’s so considerate and I love it

[fahye]

if you were a tiny explorer as a child, what would you pack in your adorable messenger bag to go exploring?

like many children who read too many books and lived in a house backing onto sprawling bushland, I packed literal explorer bags to take on my outdoor adventures MANY TIMES. I do vividly remember a year when I wanted to be a meteorologist, and the day I packed a bag which contained my idea of what I might need to Study the Weather: a notebook, a compass, some snacks, and a clear crystal which I could hold up between the sun and the paper and decide how strong the sunlight was on a fake scientific scale which I had invented.

[writteninjoy2]

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[rudjedet]

myownknight replied to your post: So how did rentainer sacrifices happen, would they...

omg sharp force trauma is a increasing phrase I’m gonna to promptly steal and use for ever

“I’m gonna sharp force trauma you in the FACE bitch”

[kingedmundsroyalmurder]

feuillyov:

0.0....

Yeah...

pilferingapple:

I swear that's the same budget they suggested to US back when I took Loan Literacy classes TWENTY YEARS AGO, when at least the rent figures were a little more plausible (not the income though, hah!)

I wouldn’t doubt it, honestly. Their numbers in general were super suspect. Like, they started the course by budgeting about 3 grand for a laptop, which was when I lost all trust that they knew anything about reality. Nothing they said later changed that impression...

bobcatmoran

$600 a month. Ahahahahahahahaha *deep breath* hahahahahahaha

I know! It’s almost adorable, if it wasn’t so infuriating.

myownknight

Bruh. My last apartment the only reason I paid $650 was I was splitting a three bedroom with FOUR people in a very shitty neighborhood with a hole in the bathroom ceiling, and repeated problems with squatters doing drugs in the back stairwell. And I was making around 26K a year. Who the fuck makes 40K and manages to only spend 600 a month on rent???????

I am actually paying less than $600 a month, for the first time in years, but I live in Nowhere, USA and there are two of us. Back before we moved out here we were paying just under 1500 a month between three of us for a smallish two bedroom with no washing machine or functional kitchen. And yeah, we were making in the $20k a year range.

My very favorite part of the thing though, was that they start you with a $40k a year salary, right? By the time they’ve taken out for taxes and fixed bills -- not including food -- you’re somehow left with about $350 a month in spending money. I didn’t pay close enough attention to the thing to know exactly how they were spending all of the money, but, like, how many bills do they think your average college kid has, anyway?

[incomprehensiblelentils]

@myownknight I know!!!!! It's so lovely, I adore it

[wildehacked]

myownknight replied to your post: notbecauseofvictories replied to your post: ...

OKAY SO assuming you NEED to boil them clean for whatever reason, what you really want to do is blanche the heads or already removed skin in boiling water for a minute or two to loosen the hairs, before scraping it clean with a bone polishing like you’re tanning a hide. it’s relatively easy to make a bone polisher, and this method will remove any dirt, “deadskin” as well as hairs from the flesh, leaving you free to, uh, do whatever you want with it.

You are also welcome to live in the compound.