🚨CONTENT WARNING🚨: typical Yandere shit, obsessive tendencies, violent scenes, gore, mentions of abusive past relationships, implied NS/FW scenes, some explicit NS/FW scenes
Tags: Canon Divergence(non-object AU), Yandere x Reader
Summary: You’re a disillusioned and lonely college grad who’s been unlucky in life and in love, and your best friend has just set you up on a blind date with one of her gamer friends, Parker, another recent college grad who’s attractive, smart, kindhearted, and funny. He seems to be the man of your dreams, or is he?…
Author’s note: my first fic!!! I’ve had the idea of Yandere!Parker in my head for a while, and now I’m ready to make a story out of it!!! I hope you guys like it!!!
MINORS DNI
Post Graduation life wasn’t really going well for you. Shitty part time job after shitty part time job, and you were just coming off of a very tumultuous break up with your ex. Even your best friend couldn’t help but notice how down you had been lately.
“Yikes. You look rough”
You turned to Sam with pure exhaustion in your eyes. “Tell me about it”
“Is this about everything that happened with Tina?”
“Don’t say her name! But, yeah… her and everything else going on in my life… I’m lucky that Kopi and Miranda got me a job at this diner or I’d have to go back to that awful retail job”
“You meet any cuties at the diner?”
“No, they’d all rather flirt with Kopi or Miranda, no matter how many times Kopi mentions that she has a girlfriend or how much Miranda’s dad gets upset about it. Nobody even knows that I exist there except for you, your friends, my friends, and Miranda’s dad”
“Bummer. I think I know how to help with your little dating slump”
“How?”
“I could set you up with one of my gaming buddies if you want!”
“Aren’t most of them in relationships?”
“Not the new guy!”
“New guy?”
“Yeah! His name’s Parker! He just graduated college a few states over and he just moved here with his sisters a few weeks ago! He’s a total cutie who’s single, and ready to mingle, wink, wink” Sam nudged your arm as she spoke the last few words. “So I set you up on a blind date with him!”
“What? Sam, when I asked you to help me find a date, I didn’t mean set me up on a date with a total stranger!”
“Don’t worry! Me and the others background checked him! He was an art and creative writing major, he works at an animal shelter where your buddies Mateo and Tyrell work, he’s one helluva cook, and he’s a BEAST when it comes to game nights! We’ve also told him a bit about you, and he’s STOKED to meet you!”
“He’s stoked to meet a depressed economics major with a dead-end job and a terrible dating history?”
“Well, we told him that you love animals, you enjoy a good home cooked meal, and that you love to write!!!”
“Those are true, but, how do I know that he won’t be like Tina? I thought she was nice at first too, y’know?”
“How do you know that he won’t be like her unless you try? You can’t just be terrified of dating forever. Not everyone is gonna be another ‘Tina’”
“I guess you’re right. I mean, you thought that you and Tom weren’t gonna work because of your ex, and you two are the power couple of the friend group now, heheh”
“That’s the spirit!”
“When and where do I get to meet this guy?”
“A Taste of Home at eight tonight!”
“A Taste of Home? Isn’t that place really expensive?”
“Don’t worry about that. Parker assured us that he’ll be paying for whatever you eat!”
“Sounds like a real gentleman. And honestly, that’s a breath of fresh air”
“See? You like him already! I just know that you two are gonna be GREAT together! Now go get dressed, you got a date tonight!”
“I don’t have anything to wear though”
“In that case, I’m calling Barry! We’re going on a-“
“Don’t say it”
“SHOPPING SPREE!”
“Goddammit”
After two hours of trying on outfits, and Sam and Barry taking a bazillion pictures of you in said outfits, you finally picked one out that you liked: a fancy looking red shirt with ruffles, studs, and chains on it, a pair of jeans, some nice sneakers, and some snazzy aviator sunglasses. Afterwards, you drove up to the restaurant and were greeted by the doorman.
“You got’a reservation, love?”
Sam had told you that Parker had signed the reservation with his last name. “Yeah. I’m with the Bradley party”
“So you must be the date he invited. He’s not ‘ere yet, but I’ll escort you to your table so you can at least get yourself a drink before he arrives”
The bouncer led you to a table in the outside area of the restaurant, the table was lit beautifully, and it had a perfect view of the sun setting over the beach. Whoever this Parker guy was, he really knew how to make a good impression on the first date, and he wasn’t even here yet!
You then had a realization: you didn’t even know what he looked like! It was supposed to be a blind date, but you still wanted to know what to expect, so you pulled out your phone and started to text Sam.
(Hey Sam. Can I ask you something real quick?)
(Sure! What’s up?)
(What does this Parker dude even look like?)
(Nice try! Im not telling!😜 it’s called a BLIND date for a reason!)
(Have you shown him any pictures of me?)
It took Sam a minute before she texted back
(Maybe👀)
(Then you have no right to not tell me what he looks like!😡)
(Okay, fine! He’s tall and tan, he has blue eyes and freckles, his hair is kinda long and dyed multiple colors, he has a really cool tattoo sleeve, and he normally wears a black and white checkered vest and a bright red beanie!)
(Thx)
“Am I interrupting something?” A male voice asked.
You looked up from your phone, expecting to see the waiter about to ask what you’d like to drink, only to see the exact guy that Sam had just described; tall, tan, colorful hair, blue eyes, freckles, tattoos, checkered vest, red beanie… yup, it was him. You actually got a little startled that the guy you were set up on a date with was RIGHT THERE when you looked up.
“*GASP* Oh jeez you scared me!”
“Sorry, sorry. I should’ve just said I was here”
“It’s okay!” You were giggling a little as you spoke “I should’ve just waited on you instead of texting my friend, heheh”
“It’s no problem! Oh, good golly, where are my manners? I’m Parker! Nice to meet you! You’re Sam’s friend, right?”
“Yeah, I’m [Y/N], nice to meet you too, Parker”
“[Y/N], huh? That’s a very pretty name! It definitely suits you!”
Oh jeez he’s flirting. And it’s cheesy as hell, but you were giggling and blushing. It was working.
“Heheheh. Thank you. You’re pretty dang cute yourself” God that sounded so bad.
Parker blushed and smiled in response. “Goodness gracious, you’re sweet!”
You blushed at the idea of a cute guy calling you sweet. This boy really knew how to lay on the charm.
“By the way, how did you get a table here? I thought that it was IMPOSSIBLE to get in here”
“It’s easier than you think if you know how to schedule things right!”
So he’s definitely met Timothy. Considering he works with Mateo and Tyrell, it makes sense that he would know their boyfriend.
“That and my little sister’s one of the waitresses here! She works here part-time, and she lets me know when a reservation gets canceled, or if a table opens up after someone left and no one’s waiting on it! So when Sam was setting us up, I got a tip from my sister, and I worked my schedule around that!”
“It’s easy to figure things out if you know all the rules!” Parker quickly noticed someone behind you. “Speak of the devil, there she is!”
As if on cue, a freckled waitress with long lashes and a blonde pixie cut walked up with a notepad. “Hey, how are you two doing tonight?” The waitress winked at Parker.
“We’re doing great so far!”
“Just fantastic, sis! Thanks for the AWESOME table by the way!”
“You’re welcome bro, but, for the fifth time now, please call me Charemi at work! It looks so unprofessional for a customer to call me ‘sis’”
“Whatever you say, SIS!”
Charemi looked annoyed and rolled her eyes. “Unbelievable. What would you and my GOOBER of a brother like to drink?”
You and Parker both chuckled a little.
“A raspberry lemonade for me and… [Y/N] what do you want?”
“Just a water, please”
“Coming right up! I’ll be back with the drinks and to take your food orders in a minute!”
Cherami practically skipped back inside the building.
“Your sister’s really sweet” You said as you picked up your menu.
Parker followed suit and opened his menu. “Isn’t she? She has big dreams of getting on broadway someday, but, she’s working as a waitress until the next play ends up in the theaters here. If she plays her cards right, she’ll be auditioning for a part in a small production that’s coming to town next month!”
“Really? That’s awesome!”
“Hell yeah it is!”
After a while of looking at the menu, and ordering your dinner, you began to pick at your food rather than eat it, not knowing how to start another conversation with Parker. You didn’t wanna fuck this up.
“You’ve been quiet for a minute, and you’ve barely touched your food. Is everything okay?”
“Uh, yeah. I-I’m fine”
“You sure?”
“Yeah”
Parker could tell something was wrong. “Listen, I can tell that something’s bothering you. You don’t have to tell me, but, I just wanna let you know that you don’t have to be nervous around me”
“It’s… it’s not you that I’m nervous about. It’s just that…”
“It’s okay, take all the time you need”
“I’m worried that I’m gonna fuck this date up, cuz of me talking about my ex…”
“What about your ex? Do you still like them or something?”
“Oh god no. She was the fucking worst. She treated me like garbage just cuz I wouldn’t do things that were ‘up to her standards’, she would flirt with other people to make me jealous, she would berate me in public, and she would talk trash about me to her friends. The last straw was when she kissed a guy at a party right in front of me, and, when I called her out for it, she SMACKED ME in front of everyone!”
Parker’s eyes widened in shock. “SHE FUCKING HIT YOU? That’s AWFUL. But, don’t feel bad about talking about this. I had an ex like that once”
“Really?”
“Yeah! His name was Doug, and throughout the entire relationship, he was either apathetic, controlling, verbally abusive, or some fucked up combination of the three! He never cared about my feelings, he often said that I could ‘do better’ in terms of my appearance, and, when I found out that he was SEXTING multiple people behind my back, he tried to say that I was ‘overreacting’ and that I wasn’t good enough for him”
You felt your mouth fall open from shock after hearing about Parker’s awful ex. “Oh my god that’s HORRIBLE”
“I know! And worse, after I broke it off with him, he CYBERSTALKED ME”
“WHAT?”
“He wouldn’t leave me alone. It drove me INSANE. I had to get rid of him somehow. That’s part of why me and my sisters got the fuck out of dodge and moved out here, far, far away from that asshole. I’m pretty happy that I’ll NEVER have to see his fucking face again.”
“Damn… I wish I could say the same for Tina. I drive past the video store she works at every day. And she keeps trying to message me about how AMAZING her new boyfriend is, and in every photo, the poor guy’s face makes it look like he’s got a gun pointed at his head”
Parker’s expression appeared to get more serious at the mention of Tina’s workplace. “This video store… Is it Channel 5000?”
“Yeah, why?”
“I’ve bought video games and movies from there before! She’s kinda short, has yellow eyes, straight black hair, and a grating jersey accent, right?”
Your eyes widened in shock. “You’ve met her?”
“Yeah! She was AWFUL. All whiny and pushy! Yelling at her poor boyfriend over the phone while I was trying to check out! I can see why you don’t wanna talk about her!”
“We’re definitely in the same boat there. She’s the fucking worst. And so is Doug from the sound of it”
You both laughed at the stories you continued to share about awful and stupid shit that your exes used to do over your dinner, and you both seemed to be having a good time.
“Wow. Did not know that I’d be bonding with my date over our experience with our shitty exes, but, here we are”
Parker laughed “Not exactly where I pictured our date going either, but hey! We gotta start somewhere, right?”
“I guess! For a first date, this wasn’t half bad”
Parker perked up at your words. “Did I hear you say FIRST date? Does that mean there’ll be another?” He flashed a cheesy grin at you, making you giggle a little.
“Of course! This was the first night out for me in a while, and, I think I kinda like hanging out with you” You were blushing at the thought of another date with Parker.
Parker felt like his heart was ready to burst out of his chest at the sight of your blushy face. “Alrighty then! Dinner’s done, leftovers are packed up, check’s payed, so… you need a ride home?”
“Thanks for the offer, but I drove here, and I REALLY don’t want my car to get jacked. But, I wouldn’t be against you walking me to my car, if you want”
You gently took Parker’s hand as you both left the restaurant and walked through the parking lot. You could both feel the sparks flying as you walked hand in hand.
As you reached your car, you turned towards Parker and you both began to lean in. Before your lips could touch, you pulled away.
“Is it too early for a first kiss?”
“There’s no rulebook to love, so I don’t think there’s a wrong time, is there? You still want to?”
Who the hell could say no to that charm? “I think that I do”
“Okie dokie then”
You cupped Parker’s face as you both leaned in close once again. As your lips pressed together, you both felt like you never wanted it to end. You couldn’t help but notice how soft and warm his lips were against yours. It had been so long since you had kissed someone. And this time, it felt like the person on the other side of the kiss actually gave a shit about you.
Parker couldn’t help but feel a strong sense of warmth flooding his heart as he kissed you. He pulled you closer to him, holding you in a gentle, warm embrace. He felt like he could hold you like this forever.
After a moment that felt like an eternity, you both finally pulled away.
“That was…”
“Amazing…”
“Yeah. Thanks for the oddly great date, Parker. I can’t wait for our next one”
“Me neither! Have a nice night!”
“You too!”
As he watched you drive away, Parker couldn’t help but think about two things: how AMAZING that kiss was, and your awful ex, Tina, but the latter seemed to overpower his positive thoughts. The way she treated you made him so angry. How could someone treat you like that? What nerve did she have to treat you like property? She needed to be taught a lesson. No, she needed to be PUNISHED.
Parker drove to Channel 5000 to see if she was working late again, and unfortunately for her, she was. She was attempting to hang a sign up on the ceiling at the top of a high ladder. The ladder had wheels with doorstops pushed under them so that it wouldn’t fall. Those could so easily be moved by the many customers walking by, and she could easily fall. PERFECT. But first…
Parker opened his glove compartment and pulled out a pair of dice. The dice will decide if she lives or dies. Six or above, he drives away and leaves her alone, choosing to just comfort [Y/N] and help them ignore her existence. Five or below, he makes sure that she NEVER hurts [Y/N] EVER again. He threw the dice and rolled them on the dashboard. SNAKE EYES. PERFECT.
Parker walked in, acting as if he was coming in for a new video game for the friend group, like he normally does, and he, pretending that he wasn’t paying attention, tried to scoot by the ladder, intentionally nudging the doorstops out from under it. Tina, who had already had enough of people scooting by that ladder, began to shout at him.
“Ey! Watch where ya goin, asshole!”
After that, she pulled her phone from her pocket while still on the ladder and called her boyfriend. How unprofessional.
“Tony~, why didn’t ya visit me at work today? Oh, you were ‘busy’ were ya? Busy doin’ what? Flirtin’ with some hussy and thinkin’ about leavin’ me for ‘em?”
The ladder began to creak and move as Tina tried to fix the hanging sign in place. Any moment now, and it’ll look like an accident…
“Oh, sure! Ya really think that I’m gonna believe that ya got caught up in some construction job and ya had to work on this new buildin’ all niIIIIIAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!”
Suddenly, the ladder slid out from under Tina and she fell, landing directly onto a large glass case holding old video games, face first, shattering it. After the fall, her screams immediately fell silent. PERFECT. Now she can’t hurt [Y/N] anymore.
A male voice could be heard from Tina’s phone, which was somehow still working after its screen had been shattered to pieces from the fall.
“Tina? TINA? TINA ARE YA THERE HON? I HEARD A LOUD CRASH ARE YA OKAY?!?!?”
Now people were panicking and 9-1-1 was being dialed, and Parker played along, pretending to be just as panicked and scared as the employees and customers inside the store.
When the paramedics arrived, and lifted Tina off of the shattered glass, she was unrecognizable. Her face was practically peeled off by the glass, her eyes were punctured and bleeding profusely, and her entire body was covered in deep, bloody lacerations that were, without a doubt, fatal. Several people in the store ended up vomiting or passing out from the grisly sight.
The paramedics tried desperately to look for any signs of life, but she was gone. No pulse, no drawing of breath, no movement. She was completely unresponsive.
One of the paramedics lowered his head and solemnly said “time of death: 9:45 pm” as he placed her into a body bag and zipped it up.
That’s what you get, bitch. Parker thought. That’s what you get for tormenting my beloved.
Parker left the store shortly after Tina’s corpse was loaded into the ambulance and was being carted off to the morgue. He pulled out of the parking lot and began driving to his apartment, watching the ambulance drive away with the corpse of his new love’s abuser through his rear view mirror, taking a sadistic satisfaction in knowing that he was the one who put her there.
“No one hurts my [Y/N] and gets away with it…”
And that’s a wrap on chapter 1!!! I hope you guys liked it!!! And this is my first ever fic, so, if you have any critique or questions, please let me know!!!
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