#mystery queue

[the-bitchking-of-angmar]

if you have a big, strong (ex-)military man it is imperative that you call him (and treat him like) a princess, it’s good for his ego and mental health

[the-bitchking-of-angmar]

A while back i cut my finger on the glass ampules we have for our emergency iv meds, and the stupid wound still hurts. It also kept bleeding for like 20 hours because it was deep and weirdly curved. Anyway.

Wounds that don’t heal because the person who is hurt thinks they deserve them. A thought that i keep thinking about.

[the-bitchking-of-angmar]

quietly

[yells]

[the-bitchking-of-angmar]

sometimes i get caught in staring contests with my snake and i can only lose, for two reasons, mainly because his stance on and awareness of his own existence is ‘existence is existence’, and the other reason is he doesn’t have eyelids because he’s a ballpython

[the-bitchking-of-angmar]

hard to believe that the non-possum can go from this

to this

lil’ superstar

[the-bitchking-of-angmar]

Me: I’m gonna grab my book and go outside for some sunlight

Me: [grabs book and cigarettes]

My colleague: YOU SAID YOU WOULD ONLY TAKE YOUR BOOK! MOSS! WHATEVER AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MYSELF IF YOU DIE FROM A SMOKING-RELATED CHRONIC ILLNESS???

Me: the same you’d do if I died in a car accident?

Colleague: Huh. Yeah that works. You better start stockpiling beer for your funeral guests.

[the-bitchking-of-angmar]

making dumb little videos of the dumb little things i do to entertain myself for my friends to show them that

a) I’m alive despite the bubonic flu (or whatever the last ?? days were)

b) they’re on my mind (at least sometimes, because object permanence is hard)

c) I’m all the dumbass they at some point invited to be part of their lives (because they haven’t blocked my number yet so i choose to believe they still want me around — take that, rsd, impostor syndrome)

[the-bitchking-of-angmar]

Hab mir ja angewöhnen müssen dass sich Verpackungen alle Furz lang ändern, auch wenn es nur subtile Veränderungen sind. Aber das hier? Das geht zu weit.

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