#mythicbitxh

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mythicbitxh replied to your post:They’re making a fifth Pirates of the Caribbean...

Agatha being like Calypso tho.

s c r e a ms

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Chanmnara

-always wins when they play Trivia Crack: mcnamara is the worst ever at that game so chandler

-laughs when their partner trips on something: chandler. & mcnamara would just look up at her with puppy dog eyes

-would drop ice down the back of the other’s shirt as a joke: mcnamara, but, she’d only do it when she’s really drunk. & probably regret it straight away.

-spoils the ending of a books/movies: mcnamara. by accident. & she’ll start apologising so much the moment she realises what she’s done

-always posts a picture of the other as their MCM or WCW: mcnamara. but like. she goes way out of her way to make it seem platonic so no one thinks she’s gay

-eats the last piece of cake in the fridge before the other can have it: mcnamara. then she denies it while she’s got crumbs around her face bc she’s a huge dork

-obnoxiously celebrates Monday Punday every week: mcnamara. until chandler threatens her. (then she just celebrates it subtly)

-makes loving hack posts on the other’s Facebook/Instagram/Tumblr/Twitter etc: chandler (mcnamara always forgets to log out of her computer) but they’re not always loving

-has to beat their partner in every game: chandler. much to the annoyance of mcnamara

-keeps their partner up half the night talking about random stuff: mcnamara. it annoys chandler a lot.

-eats too much garlic and tries to kiss their partner anyway: chandler. & mcnamara never realises until it’s too late

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☠ - Mourning the loss of someone dear to them (either to death or other causes).

Dear diary,

I don’t know what to think. Every time I try thinking about it I just feel sick and I can’t breathe. This has to be some kind of horrible nightmare because this can’t be real life I refuse to believe that this is real life.

I just can’t. I can’t deal with this. She was so well put together. She was the queen bee of the school. I know she had problems in her life, but she was always so strong. I never even thought.

I can’t think. I can’t write about this. I can’t accept this.

She is not dead.

I don’t know what I’ll do if she is.

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that starter about Canada killed me because MJF is from Canada

ooc: I KNOW RIGHT? I was looking through gifsets from the show and I saw one from the episode “Birthday Boy” and I just had to use it

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mythicbitxh liked for a starter “Back to the Future”

   “Don’t be-- don’t be ridiculous. I’m dressed like this for--     the school play! Yeah, I-- I’m trying to get in character,      you know?” 

    He wasn’t sure why he was trying so hard to defend his     clothing. Obviously he couldn’t say he’d just come back     to the future from the 1950s, but he doubted Heather was     anywhere close to figuring out the truth. She might, how-     ever, remember that the senior class play had ended last      week. Whoops.

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mythicbitxh cont. from ✍

That’s kinda what they’re supposed to do in the first place… “Listen, Heather, I know I sound pushy and gross but you NEED to drink this shit if you want to get better. Being left completely alone to your own devices doesn’t kill virus cells. Now do you want NyQuil or Robitussin?”

She wasn’t so keen on the idea of taking care of Heather but it had to be done. If there is anything she hated more than a normal Heather Chandler it was a sick Heather Chandler.

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mythicbitxh replied to your photo “Destiny’s Child.”

IMBNCNVC DCHKFGVH IM FUC KING CHOCKIONG

im not even sorry

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mythicbitxh replied to your photo :

AU where Chandler isn’t dead tho

//What? Yes. This would be excellent. I’d be all for it. 

Could you see Heather C being all WHY ARE YOU LETTING THAT DUKE SPAWN RUN EVERYTHING???OMG ASHLEY. GET IT TOGETHER.