#naddpodanons

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Jens is not a virgin. Murph and Caldwell established that.

Of course the high end burlesque dancer with a money fetish has done the deed. He is the only Murph PC to have fucked within 30 years of the campaign.

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If i saw jens on the street? I would beat him within an inch of his pathetic life. I love him so much.

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Jens Lyndelle/Ismark Kolyanovich enemy-to-lovers midgame (not endgame because it ends in heartbreak for Jens)

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Moonshine is average height or maybe just a little shorter than average. And she is plus sized. Idk what weight specifically but she is fat. She is a big and beautiful. She. Has. Rolls! She. Has. Stretch marks!

Love this. 🥰

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Hardwon is a cheddar, jack, bacon, sausage, ground beef, and queso omelette. It's topped with scallions and is served with hash browns and more sausage. It's called something like the MACHO BOY GYM SPECIAL, and is so big a part of the omelette falls off the plate. Comes with a Pop Tart protein shake. Your choice of strawberry or brown sugar.

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Who would propose in a hardshine marriage?

Hardwon would propose several times. Moonshine would keep telling him she doesn't believe in the institution of marriage and/or needs to think about it.

Then she would propose to him after a (probably unrelated) fight. After he accepts, she would insist she get to wear a tux.

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Zudrick is a big virgin.

What if all three of them are? First all virgin trio in naddpod history.

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Which triplet would Strahd kill first?

Nyack. Not a doubt in my mind.