ok so im working till 4 am tonight and our restaurant is like a hotspot for drunk people starting at 2:30 and so i just got off the phone with this guy and he was giving me his card info and he said the *blank* is 420" and i said ok and he said quote "i swear im not a pot head"
turns out he actually was, he was giggling through the whole order and said hes was at "room 1 on the fourth floor" of a hotel that doesn't exist











