“Lui è un scivoloso donnola. Don't let him trick you.”
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“Lui è un scivoloso donnola. Don't let him trick you.”
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♟ :A close call to being killed yourself
Oh there have been a few... one wrong trip through the Ways into a pack of Salamanders was rather recent.
Then there was that nest of wumpus cats. And the hoops snake venom...
Just about blew myself up once, trying to make potions. Gave myself some nasty poisoning when I did too.
And that one time some bastard thought he could take me on. I don't care he was vanilla, shoot me and I'll shoot you right back.
Lake/Yumi
hell no | how about no | eh | kinda cute i guess | that’s adorable | omg omg yes | otp | you’re fucking kidding right i’m dying because of these two
and i’ll also tell you who:
proposes: Neither, they’re both young and not really worried about commitment, though Lake might get them matching rings just because
shops for groceries: Lake, with input from Yumi
kills the spiders: Neither, Lake either rescues them to outside or leaves them be if they are small
comes home drunk at 3am: Both of them
makes breakfast: Yumi, she can cook well and Lake will stay in bed as long as possible
remembers to feed the fish: Lake
decorates the apartment: Yumi, she has a strong aesthetic sense and Lake likes it
initiates duets: Uh, good question, let’s say Yumi
falls asleep first: Yumi, she has the skill where she can grab sleep wherever whenever, Lake is a bit jealous of this.
sends the most selfies: Yumi, and they are usually selfies taken in dangerous or death defying places, like the top of bridges or mountain tops. Lake will usually send a picture of the nice safe solid ground in response to getting one of those from Yumi.
makes the first move: Yumi, though Lake likes to try and get the jump on Yumi when she can
plans spontaneous trips: Lake, she likes to travel and has a good grasp of the Ways.
"No, you're dressing up as Santa this year for the kids."
Lake cocked a skeptical eyebrow at Yumi.
"I think the children will notice that Santa is vertically challenged if I dress up like him. In fact, I don't think they make Santa outfits in my size. I know this one would require another person sitting on my shoulders to fit. Sooo," Lake gave a over the top tragic sigh and handed the costume back to Yumi, "guess you'll be wearing it. Drat and darn." She gave the taller woman a grin.
"Either that or we track down someone else to wear it."
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She’s really cute when she’s chopping through monsters
I wonder if she can make sushi?
I bet we’d have really great sex
OOC: Drap yourself in the English flag?
The only way I would the fuckin' English flag is if Scotland was out o' the runnin' fer the Cup an' the bloody sasenachs were the only ones left. *angry Gaelic mutterings*
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I wonder what I'd see if I looked at her with my wizard sight, I get the feeling she isn't fully human
I wonder where in the US her dad's family is from
namelessblade started following you
We going to have a problem?