Jun 29, 2017
Guess who was late to work today.
Guess why?
After I had the car packed with my son and was putting my car into reverse as I put on my sunglasses...
IT HIT ME... AGAIN
That SMELL. Another pair of jeans that produced an odor, I couldn’t handle...So I rushed inside to throw on another pair of palazzo pants only to realize my ass has gained WAY too much weight and there is no way in hell I was walking out in THOSE... So, the search continued... grabbed a t-shirt dress, changed my panties, because too-tight thongs do not look good on a chubby girl wearing a body revealing dress. Muffin muffin everywhere...
15 minutes late because of this. Thanks nameless, you strike again.