minewt ouo
Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…
Which one sexts like a straight white boy? minho would do it half jokingly like including “haha and then what ;)” or “haha but what if i was with you right now” after texts that aren’t even sexts
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? they both have movies that start the waterworks, but they both cry after watching toy story 3.
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? minho does it when he’s running late and forgets to take the fork out before sticking it in the microwave. then the microwave starts making demonic sounds and minho panics and sends like 10 urgent texts to newt to come and help
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? minho does it to newt in front of their friends because he is an embarrassing boyfriend so he’ll come over during lunch and put his hands over newt’s eyes like hey babe guess who~ newt either guesses the wrong name on purpose or elbows minho in the gut
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? newt slides his cold hands under minho’s shirt or rests his cold feet on minho’s bare legs as revenge for the guess who thing but also just because minho is really warm and it feels nice
Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon? both of them catch each other watching trash like real housewives under the covers when they think the other isn’t home. every time they get caught they blame it on thomas’ bad influence
Who laughs more during sex? minho’s default mode is to try to crack jokes to ease up the mood any situation so he’ll either start laughing himself or try to make newt laugh by tickling his sides or putting on some cheesy music to ~set the mood~. it usually works.
WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? eek they take turns?? both of them suffer from frequent nightmares so it’s whoever requires the most comfort. but both of them enjoy being cuddled regardless.
