I’m sending this to you bc I think you will understand. Steve grabbing Eddie’s ass even tho he does not have one send tweet
— @nancywheelesbian (I think you’re so cool hi)
YESSSSSSSSS!!! you have no idea how much i love when Steve is OBSESSED with Eddie's like... loserness. I know him not having an ass doesn't make him a loser. But i feel Eddie would feel like it does. He's like "Steve I'm so sorry, you're caked up and I've got nothing to offer. My jeans are empty. There's nothing back there."
And he's doing sad puppy eyes over his shoulder and wiggling his non existent booty at Steve and Steve is like, "whaaaat the FUCK are you talking about?!" And dashes forward and scoops Eddie up in a hug, hands shoved into his back pockets as he pulls Eddie close by his non existent ass. And Eddie is like 'oof. Okay. Handsy."
And Steve just smiles and nuzzles into Eddie's cheek and is like "you bet your ass." And gives him a squueze and Eddie yelps and then snorts and laughs into Steve's should as Steve presses kisses along his neck.
STEVE IS OBSESSED WITH THIS ASSLESS CUTIE OKAY! HE LOVES HIS LITTLE FLAT ASS SO MUCH!!!!
( ALSO HI OH MY GOSH HELLO I ALSO THINK YOU ARE COOL HI HELLO! )
